I have rid myself of the problems of the under-bed truck spare tire and the issues that come with just tossing it in the back. BEHOLD!

I’m just going to pretend the snake was reunited with its snake friends and family and is just hanging out on a hot rock, doing snake things.

Besides F1 going back to in-race refueling and super sticky tires that only last about 1/3 of the race to fix most people’s complaints about F1, something has to be done about Monaco.

I’m not 100% sure what it is. But it doesn’t matter. Throw a driver’s seat in there with a roll cage and you are good to go. Looks like it would amazingly fun like that.

So what’s up with the Mini Cooper in yellow swirly camouflage in front of the Supra? If BMW is helping with the Supra, it kinda makes sense that the Mini would be on a test drive with with it, right?

Did you check all the glass for fingerprints and grease smudges?

You want to enjoy F1? Watch the racing, don’t watch all that post-race coverage. Once the podium interviews are over, turn it off. Get your news from neutral sources, and directly from the teams. Check those sources shortly after the race to see if anything funky happened post-race. Ignore the negative bullshit and…

Here’s the deal... the Uber was said to be traveling at 38 mph. In the video, from the time the viewer can first see the woman, there is approximately two seconds before impact. The distance to the woman is about 90 to 110 feet. That’s plenty of time and space to get the Uber at least slowed down and/or for it to…

Why is NASCAR so complicated? Setting aside the technical regulations for the cars, the race itself is quite simple.

CiCi’s serves complete crap that barely qualifies as food, let alone pizza, in an environment that should be a CDC Hot Zone. I ate there once, over 20 years ago, when I was maybe 19 and had very little money. It was one of the worst mistakes of my life. If pizza is served in hell, I promise you, it’s CiCi’s.

There is pizza in hell. It’s from Cici’s.

I’m pretty sure that I saw an Indy Lights or Pro Mazda car with a pot leaf graphic on it racing in St. Petersburg a few weeks ago. I’ll have to go back through my pictures to see if I got one of it.

I have the answer to this. Each one of the VWs get a coat of the paint that Toyota used for these billboards that are about to go up. The high MPG/low CO2 VWs get to stay on the road, and the NOx eating paint scrubs the air as they drive.

Yeah, I hashtag the hell out of stuff from time to time. But hashtags make it findable, which leads to views, then I pick up a few followers, which in turn drives traffic to my website.

This was my view of the rocket:

I tweeted them earlier in the day to put this on tv.

No matter how fast the cars are, Fox will still fuck up the tv coverage. They aren’t even airing the start on tv! It can be streamed, but come the fuck on! At least put the first two hours on TV to throw a bone at those who can’t stream.

I was sitting up in the fancy suites above that pit box. That wheel was not happy when it came off the car.

I wish I could go back in time and tell myself to never ever for any reason sell my ‘81 Corolla Wagon. If someone gave me a time machine and said “Kill Hitler or keep the wagon”, I’d keep the wagon.