We would never do that to our Ranger, though we occasionally let the dog drive it.

This guy didn’t hear an R8 sneaking up behind him in the paddock last year at the Grand Prix Of St. Petersburg. He was walking in the direction the car was going, not just crossing in front of it. He blocked it’s path for a good while before they revved the engine and finally got his attention. He tried to play it off…

From St. Petersburg, FL

We had at least 20,000 out in St. Petersburg, FL today. It was amazing.

From 2000 to 2003, I worked at a bar/restaurant in Tampa that got suckered in to being the home of the local Eagle fan club. This was at a time when there was a big Bucs/Eagles rivalry going on. The fan club folks were the absolute worst. Half of them would just order a basket of fries and a water, yet somehow still…

They must have serious problem with measuring tape theft in Tyler.

They might not have The Chargers anymore, but San Diego still has Drive Like Jehu, Rocket From The Crypt, Trumans Water, and a bunch of other awesome bands.

Holla, indeed.

I know. A little over a year ago, an old friend of mine was in town from Australia visiting family. We met up at a bar in downtown St Pete. Besides us, Holla was the only other person there. My friend’s fiancé (a Kiwi) was wondering what the fuck was going on. All I could say was “Florida”.

I miss having that guy around in St Pete.

Hey, it’s my old neighborhood!

When the 2019 Ranger comes out, I’ll do a side by side piece on how it compares to our ‘95 Ranger.

The Oregon Trail didn’t do anywhere near Donner Pass. So, maybe let’s stop with the dysentery jokes and work on our cannibalism jokes.

Don’t worry, they’ll find a way to fuck it all up by bumping the last hour for a classic golf game from 1983.

That is correct. Clemson ran the same play twice for touchdowns. Both times, Alabama initiated the contact, thus it’s not a pick.

Maybe Ford will take the body/interior from our ‘95 Ranger and can drop it on the frame/engine/manual transmission/suspension/etc of the new one?

He was trying to make his head disappear.

One of my all time favorite bands. John Peel’s recordings of them are truly amazing. If you get a chance, go see Peter Hook &a The Light. He and his band have touring doing a mix of both JD & NO songs. It’s not a money grab, but a labor of love on Hooky’s part. Here’s some pictures I took in November.

I could give a crap about jobs and 💩rump and import taxes and NAFTA and #MAGA and whatever... Are we still getting a new Ranger or not. That is literally all I care about right now. If we are, then great. If not, I’ll be rioting in the streets.

During the Belk Bowl, the news crawl showed the news of his shoplifting from Belk. Irony is a bitch.