Thelma And Louise.

I only use iCloud to back up the basic things on my iPhone and iPad: contacts, notes, and whatnot.

This was an interesting experience. I got to be in the car was doing the raging.

Sadly, after having bravely burst in to a DARPA lab to extinguish the fire, the firemen had to be killed to prevent them from sharing what else they had seen that day. #NeverForget #RonPaul2012

Life is no longer worth living.

This kitten wants you to just buy a camera with a lens that has a huge aperture. Two tiny lenses and software are no match for a hunk of glass.

You make a good point. A person who did this would be one of the more vile people in all of history. I’m not sure what to do with them. Maybe slowly lowered feet first in to a wood chipper? I don’t know if that’s even enough.

The people who reframe vertical videos like this should have to shoot the person who shot the vertical video. The person who was the reframer would be left alive, but would have to live with the guilt of what they’ve done and were forced to do.

Sex. Sadly, I’ve seen them doing it.

“Um, hey guys. Um. Hey. Why are you taking your pants off? Um, I’m right here. Um, guys? Oh no. No. Um, guys, please stop. Um, oh no. No. NO!”

Ha! I hope this doesn’t happen.

I’all suggest that to the wife tonight.

After watching that video, I think they were banging.

Sometimes they fight while the doing the nasty.

What the fuck did I just watch?

For those who don’t know, this video captures some of the fun sounds of raccoon sex.

I took the dog out back for potty time. Pretty sure her presence ran them off.

Yes, put the millennials in charge...

Also, fuck raccoons! There are a bunch that live in the trees around my house. They are horrible. Tonight, they’be been having sexy time in the trees above my house. Have you every heard raccoons have sex? It’s awful. It’s loud. It sounds like small animals are being tortured. It’s keeping our dog awake and in…

Those raccoons much have been watching Evil Dead.