Hi. I’m the photographer. Everything in the picture is intentional, especially the car being mostly in shadow. You don’t have to like it, but to question my intention is wrong. Also, it’a a sunrise. Thanks for playing.

Sadly, our Bulls didn’t keep up that pace, but it wasn’t for lack of trying. I was at the game (we are Bulls season ticket holders), and they held their own as best they could against a ranked opponent. Thankfully, for USF, this isn’t a conference game, so all is still well as far as we’re concerned.

You sure this isn’t an outtake from “World War Z”?

True, the tug keeping it pushed up in to the shore would work. Either way...

I don’t know what their game is, but they’re doing it wrong.

That sucks. They’ll be picking glitter out of everything for years to come. Glitter is forever.

First, did he get out?

Laughing at your partner (not with them) seems very counter productive to the relationship, especially when it comes to the sexy time. My wife and I pick on each other and give each other shit 24/7, but we are a snarky people and we have never and will never degrade or insult each other.

Funny, I was searching for a vegan mayo at grocery store just the other day to avoid an extra trip to the local health food market to get just one item (not that it’s far, I just didn’t want to make one more stop). I noticed this Just Mayo on the shelf (never heard of it before) and didn’t bother to even read the…

Apparently so.

A number of years ago, a former ladyfriend of mine tried to surprise me with sexy-time underthings. We were on a little vacation while in the hotel at the end of one day, she gave me the “I’ll be right back” in a seductive voice.

I know it’s a little late, but we’ve had a good time with this today over in Oppoville.

so, so many wrongs.

Damn. You are right. I forgot. But... it’s related, and has succumbed to the same fate as many of it’s brothers, sisters, and cousins.

Sometimes, I just take a movie at face value, and don’t bother picking it apart. I could, but choose not to dissect Star Wars (except for Ep. 1-3, but those were just awful), and you know what? I throughly love Star Wars. I ignore the plot holes and impossible tech and just enjoy the movie. Same with Idiocracy. It’s a…

I think this one ranks among the best of the worst. Or the worst of the worst. Semantics, really. Judge for yourself.

We have one of these kits. Works brilliantly every time. Never had an issue with the plug eventually failing or even leaking air. We had tire that was replaced shortly after the plug, and if ever a plug was going to fail it would have been this one as it was a large nail that did the damage. Experience tells me that…

We don’t have this problem when we go to USF games. The Bulls (who will hopefully destroy FSU this week) play at an NFL stadium (no need to name the horrible NFL team that plays there, but I will say it rhymes with “The Fucks”). Tailgating isn’t just permitted, they give away prizes to the week’s best tailgating…

Did they get North Korea to do this for them? No. That would bring great shame to the good people of North Korea and their glorious, dear leader. North Korea might be a lot of things, but even they would commit this crime against humanity.

Being that Fall officially starts on September 22, and Winter on December 21, I think they got something right for once.