A number of years ago, a former ladyfriend of mine tried to surprise me with sexy-time underthings. We were on a little vacation while in the hotel at the end of one day, she gave me the “I’ll be right back” in a seductive voice.

I know it’s a little late, but we’ve had a good time with this today over in Oppoville.

so, so many wrongs.

Damn. You are right. I forgot. But... it’s related, and has succumbed to the same fate as many of it’s brothers, sisters, and cousins.

I think this one ranks among the best of the worst. Or the worst of the worst. Semantics, really. Judge for yourself.

We have one of these kits. Works brilliantly every time. Never had an issue with the plug eventually failing or even leaking air. We had tire that was replaced shortly after the plug, and if ever a plug was going to fail it would have been this one as it was a large nail that did the damage. Experience tells me that…

We don’t have this problem when we go to USF games. The Bulls (who will hopefully destroy FSU this week) play at an NFL stadium (no need to name the horrible NFL team that plays there, but I will say it rhymes with “The Fucks”). Tailgating isn’t just permitted, they give away prizes to the week’s best tailgating…

Did they get North Korea to do this for them? No. That would bring great shame to the good people of North Korea and their glorious, dear leader. North Korea might be a lot of things, but even they would commit this crime against humanity.

Being that Fall officially starts on September 22, and Winter on December 21, I think they got something right for once.

To be fair, that is pretty huge. I’m happy with what I’ve got; never had any complaints. But that’s pretty huge.

So many jokes to be made, but I’ll try to keep it serious.

Gizmodo even wrote an article about it, one of many articles about how horrible this place is.

That “foundation” is a petting zoo for celebrities. It's not a sanctuary. They don't resuce animals. Well, they might rescue some, but not really. They are breeding big cats, which no rescue sanctuary would ever do. The way they let people interact with the animals will get someone killed. Fuck this place.

sadly, it’s legit.

Thanks for posting a great song from one of the best bands ever.

Torch...

I had the privilege to hang out with a CCX once. To see this much damage is shocking. To know that there is one less in the world makes me very sad.

I never saw Titanic.

If these people want to be scared of a “white wall”, I have some friends I can send over that have a white wall. I guarantee that they’ll be fine with the trailer afterwards.

Yo Stef! We love ya, but your link to Oppo doesn’t work. Don't forget about us over there: http://oppositelock.kinja.com/