And you folks keep saying flying cars will never happen!

I’m assuming that Trump has been and is playing The Dick Card.

A while back, there was a Viper on eBay for under $10,000. It had an engine, and if I remember, everything worked fine. The only issue was it had no body panels. I think something caught fire and caused damage to part of the body only (or something like that). Anywho... Without the body panels, it look pretty figgin’…

Want to know how to get a sub-$20,000 Ford pick-up? Buy an old Ranger. We have a 1995 Ranger. She’s a little rough around the edges, but she keeps on going. No computers, no fancy, no drive-by-wire.

I did not know that trucks could get gonorrhea. You learn something new everyday...

I used to live near a house that had an unbelievable amount of Christmas crap out on display each year. Even the window were piled high with stuff from the inside. It was like they were Christmas hoarders. The house itself was kinda run down, but it was stuffed with Christmas. The one picture I could find doesn’t even…

I am proud to live in the glorious state of Florida. Yes, this is a fine example of the crazy we deal with. All of you always seemed so shocked when you read about an incident such as this. But this is our normal, and we love it. We wouldn't have it any other way.

If you are truthful in the selling of said vehicle and some crappy human does sue you, check the laws in your state to see if you are entitled to recover the costs of your defense when you win. You may have to file a counter-suit or even sue them after the fact.

But they did spell “obfuscation” correctly.

I thought Jeb! was Hispanic?

I never got busted for the really “bad” stuff I did. And i’ll never say what any of it was, either. I’m 40, but I’m pretty sure there’s no statute of limitations on when your mom can guilt-trip you. Mom, if you read this, sorry for all the stuff you don't know about.

Rallycross.

I’m guessing i’m not alone in hoping that the tiger eats this woman-beating waste of a human.

Who’s the dude on this sign? He’s my friend’s doppelgänger!

I would buy my 1981 Corolla wagon if it was still running and not rusted out. I have the vin, but it’s a digit or two shorter than what is currently used, so tracking it down has been next to impossible. It probably got exported or crushed long ago, but if I ever found her, I would buy her back.

That was one of the loudest football “fucks” i’ve ever heard. Can you folks file for copies of all the complaints that the FCC gets for it? They should be pretty amusing. “Won’t someone think of the children?!”

Russia. Where else?

So maybe all the kids I see with modded drift beaters are on to something?

For whom is he reporting for?