Russia. Where else?

So maybe all the kids I see with modded drift beaters are on to something?

For whom is he reporting for?

One of our gives no fucks about cucumbers.

I’ve just given up completely (gave up the occasional Chipotle years ago), and make burritos, tacos, enchiladas, and whatever else at home. Mine are far better, way healthier, and more cost effective than anything I could buy. If the restaurant industry didn't cause me uncontrollable homicidal rage, I would have…

Lies!

Wait?! The Crossfire can do 133mph?

You could get this with a detuned, underpowered V6 in it; thanks 70s oil crisis! But it is easily modified to match the power output of the U.K. version. Thats the Pinto wagon to get.

But can you use it while FaceTiming?

Never get on the subway car that is empty. It’s empty for a reason. The reason on the day that I learned that lesson was poo. A pile of human poo in the middle of the floor. By the time myself and a few other people who got on realized it, the doors had closed. We all congregated at a spot furthest from said poo, but…

That flag pole is not 15 stories tall. I used to drive by it multiple times a day. One could very easily set fire to the end of the flag isn’t blowing in the wind.

This is the story of the first and only time I’ve ridden a motorcycle.

Here you go...

Sadly, something like happened for real. I’ll have to find a link to an article...

So, i’ve had a chance to think about it a little more. Maybe less diplomacy, slightly more pew-pew, and a healthy dose of green alien side or under boob. That sounds like a winning formula. Also, just to be fair, maybe some tight, shadowed man-butt. Not everyone is in to boobs, so we need to slightly objectify both…

Don’t forget about General Alex WhateverthefuckWarfslastnameis...

Please be more sci-fi than “procedural outer space drama”. STTNG was so boring most of the time. And don’t get me started on that intergalactic love boat known as “Star Trek Voyager”. At least DS9 had some grit and interesting story lines.

He was on the sideline, still in uniform, towards the end of the game. He wasn’t going back in or anything, but seemed to be doing pretty good considering.

Not even a special edition, just a 2014 design that this site had on close-out a while back.

Looks like a special edition of some Asics Gel-Noosa Tri 9.