@Turbineguy - now with Ash78-less dispersant: Actually, if you lose air, the brakes lock up. Safety feature... you don't want buses and semis driving around waiting for an air-line failure.

Lets just do some "glass is half empty" thinking.

@StuLTissimus: EVERY day is... aww crap, snapover beat me too it again.

@snapoversteer, Arbiter of d'Elegance: Ahh, freelance ad creation in the hopes that a marketing department will see it and pick you up for a $x,000,000 salary. Otherwise known as blue-sky thought. A futile and poorly executed effort.

@Hamid_Carguy: You can if you already own the donor car(s) or if you happen to have lots and lots of spare parts lying around.

@cmdrfire: @pj134: You are both sick sick little monkeys.

@RB26Skyline- twin turbo nightmare: Yeah, don't. Sell it to yourself 6 times in a row and hope that the paperwork gets confused. When the lender gives up tracking down the payments, do one single big mortgage and tell them to go get bent, then go get a Gallardo.

@Hoon-dai: Very few things actually require the expensive specialty equipment. Nuts and bolts are still nuts and bolts. Occasionally the 12-point head-bolts are an issue, but he probably hasn't pulled the heads. The vast majority of service (regular or not) can be done with standard shop tools. For every $400…

So much sad. I hate people who can afford to let their kids drive M3s.

@irishman-AARGH!: Closer to $50...

@Xander Crews: You forgot logging.

@jbh11126: I caught some Koenigsegg and Corvette in there too.

@irishman-AARGH!: I've got a 1950 Buick for sale that is right up your alley...

@Cheeseslap spanks his ACR for being good: Me too. Two-box VHS with a fat cable between the two. Push a button and the cassette deck would pop up and you would insert the tape, then push down until it clunked. The TV had two knobs, one with 13 big clunks and the other with 48 small clunks. Also, I was very bitter…

@jbh11126: ME TOO! 855T5(R)

@KevlarSTi: That's how I ended up reading it.

@Dusty Duster: Heartclick for you.

@brandondparris: Otherwise known as R. Lee Ermey. Retired USMC Drill Instructor. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in the movie Full Metal Jacket, and "Sarge" in the Toy Story films.

@jbh11126: Not as beautiful as a BTCC Volvo 855 on two wheels through chicane. But it is nice.

@Gino Camaro: Make pork fried rice.