GåßëÊdwå®d§: Back in black.
Sep 19

A chicken, huh? Okay. Try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous period. You get your first look at this “big chicken” as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head — and you keep still ‘cause you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement, like a T-Rex, he’ll lose you if you Read more

Oct 16 2019

As others have said, it’s a Maxima, a lot like this image, but darker.

Oct 14 2019

If you pull the plug on Tracy, he’ll continue to run for at least 20 minutes on the starting fluid that has seeped into his body, likely much longer.

Oct 14 2019

It’s not a 1969 Mustang Mach 1 or something where anyone would care about matching numbers. Good lord. Grab the transmission, slave cylinder, pedals, etc and send this thing to the junkyard.

Aug 2 2018

Or, cut the valve off of a whoopee cushion and attach it to the vent, so that the car farts when you close the doors.

Aug 2 2018

Glue seems kinda permanent for a prank, and kinda nudges prank into vandalism. Just prop them shut with a fish.

Aug 2 2018

The selective outflow of exhauster air also has the effect of continuously purging the passenger compartment of smoky or otherwise contaminated air. Read more

Jun 6 2018

As much money as we spend on our military every soldier should be zooming around in ironman suits. Too bad most of it just flows right onto the income statements of the private contractors with nothing to show for it but some bribes to congressmen “campaign contributions”

Oct 19 2017

The ultimate goal is to beat the shit out of them. They’re responsible for their own fucking conversion.

Oct 19 2017

If you really want to keep pushing this master race thing, you should probably get the hang of “jumping” and “getting punched less often” and “not crying into your phone after acting hard on Vice.”

Oct 19 2017

Counterpoint: Fuck Nazis, they deserve to be punched in the face more.

Aug 12 2017

The great thing about this photo? Unlike vintage photos of anonymous Southern folks hanging out at lynchings, technology will soon allow anyone to identify any asshole supporting naziism in these photos. Read more