@Gino Camaro: Be memristive.

@Gino Camaro: Fission.

@Gino Camaro: Superconduct.

Wait, I'm confused...

@Alfisted: I see it. What you did. Well played.

@pauljones: Oh, I'm very well aware of the sweat induced by racing. I wasn't combining the two... racing is very much a competition and a sport.

@pauljones: I give them respect for being good racers who are really good at drifting too. I can powerslide, do controlled throttle donuts, pirouette, and e-turn pretty damn well (possibly at the same level as Ken Block with some practice), but I certainly can't drift.

@Xander Crews: "teaching the blind to hoon." There I fixed it for ya.

@Xander Crews: Exactly. That was epic. Very entertaining. You must have watched him rallying downhill over 8-foot deep snow in an Evo. I was in awe.

@LuckyChuck: No, that was what I needed! Cheers!

@Xander Crews: I like Tanner Foust. I like the US Top Gear. Having said that, Tanner absolutely is our Jason Plato.

@Dab O' Swine: Crankshaft Spunabearing.

@cmice: They got a really great deal on 150 ex-patrol fleet cars in a GSA auction.

@Dab O' Swine: Crankshaft.

@GTRbrian: Maybe some people like the NA version of the 500.

@Danimal: Exactly.

"Knock, knock."

@Jagvar: Congrats. You just got promoted to VP of Marketing for Edwards Motors.

@GTRbrian: Maybe some people play pokemon while watching pokemon on Saturday mornings.

@They call me MISTER Scroggs!: I like this for a COTD.