@uzter54:

@ForesterFire: Hence the asshattery.

@Franzouse: Got it. and that was brilliantly played!

@Arsch78: I was wondering what that smell was...

@mammoth111: It's been on my to do list for 4 month. I've just been too busy. But what does time matter on this flat plane of existence called the internet?

@Spiegel, Meep!!!: You deserve the COTD today, fine sir.

@snapoversteer believes GM's lies because he's afraid of dying alone: Thanks! I was very happy!

@GåßëÊdwå®d§ - Wishes he was breaking records and pissing people off.: Not saying that I haven't missed exits or taken the turn the wrong way, but doing a loop off-on-off the freeway to go back one exit does not count as being lost.

I can honestly say that I've only been lost once in over 1,000,000 miles of driving on 4 different continents and in 20 different countries. I got lost while trying to find a friend's workplace in Washington, DC with no map and only 5 lines of directions noted during a quick cell phone conversation.

@Scandinavian Flick: Not enough white smoke coming from that blue brick.

@snapoversteer believes GM's lies because he's afraid of dying alone: Yep. But well played...

@VeeArrrSix: Nice. Dirty Jobs mention AND a new hashtag. Which I will be using.

@Alfisted: I get it.

@ChiefPontiaxe is now also Chief VolvoWagonAxe: What Volvo Wagon did you get?

@Ash78, white microwave aficionado: Dead serious... that is my dad's [and my own] favorite beer.

@$kaycog: Thank you so much! I've always wanted [to defile] a Z06.

@vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in: Thanks much! Also cool.

Thank you everyone!

@Franzouse: Use what?

@SLRSpeedshop: Need this to calm my nerves. Thanks much!