@PotbellyJoe - Resident Curmudgeon. Suck it Rooney!:

@timbuktu: I'm stalking him now.

@Tossed Pissed Mazda3hatch sideways: Dammit.

@Rock517: Because only an asshat has a friend follow him around with a camcorder while he drives like an asshat on residential streets (endangering NOOBS) for no other reason than to impress people with his OMGZ!!1!11!!1!SICKAZ BEIMMERZ in online forums.

@mammoth111:

@fuhteng: Yes, it should. In the meantime, smart people buy 4-eyed MB...

@Tossed Pissed Mazda3hatch sideways:

@Ash78, white microwave aficionado:

Driver? Asshat.

@bugattatra - Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?: Why haven't I ever heartclicked you before?

@Ash78, white microwave aficionado: aaaaaaaand, you're old.

My father is a British Architect. He loves Buckminster Fuller (as well as Christopher Wren, Norman Foster and Isambard Kingdom Brunel).

@The Second Spitter:

@HammerheadFistpunch: For those of us who aren't fluent in German... Google FTW!

@Tossed Pissed Mazda3hatch sideways: It's called the Konami code and it was used on hundreds of games... we used to try it on every single new game we got... just to see what would happen. For a long while, it seemed to work 75% of the time.

@maximum_sarge: Ham-footed cowboy. That's what you get when you think you are a badass. Until you race with the constant knowledge that you are in a machine of death which will try to kill you or others at the slightest provocation or misstep... you're just a cowboy with a rope around the bull's testicles.

@nibby68: I tried to use the least unappetizing picture possible. If you are trying to lose weight, I suggest googling a toenail fungus image search.

Matt is in love with Ash's writing style...

Toenail fungus runs deep too...

@VeeArrrSix: +1