@TexanIdiot25 - can't heel-toe downshift with big feet: That true is yes

@BtheD19: The F1 cars are not one of a kind. They generally have enough spare parts to build entire spare cars.

@Pessimippopotamus: +1

Where is it? I am calling my bank right now.

@corporateoppressor: Judging by your certainty that it is in your apartment, I can only assume that you have checked in the normal places (under the amp, under the sofa, between the cushions, in the toilet tank, in the litter box, in the freezer and in your CD collection). Thusly I am left to believe that either you…

@Ian F: Yeah, I grew up in Los Gatos. I know all about it. Funny, the way it is.

@GåßëÊdwå®d§ - Wishes he was breaking records and pissing people off.: Dammit Nibbles!!!

@GuardDuck: "Oh yeah. You blend.*"

@smokyburnout: Asscone for you sir!

@Gïmmï Mørgäikköŋëŋ: Yep. On both counts.

"He got up this morning, put on his designer jeans, his Italian loafers and bought a double whip half-caf mochachino before kissing his beautiful wife goodbye."

@rotaryfreakjoe: Apparently there must be 3483 better reasons... so they must be pretty damned good.

@Gïmmï Mørgäikköŋëŋ: Thats MY #5.

@slowurroll: I'm hoping for lightning in a bottle again. Those Broken Lizard guys are very hit or miss... much though I love them.

@Gïmmï Mørgäikköŋëŋ: I always thought it was their solution to the overcrowding.

@maximum_sarge: Yessir +1.

"Do you know how fast you were going?"

@Ashstrolopithicus Americansus: There is plenty for them to do.

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@Valkyrie607votesMizJenkins: Excellent point that I try to make on a regular basis.