@patman: Oh, yeah... I know. I have driven drag before ;). I was giving the benefit of the doubt because the internet "that's what you get" guy was a "on the street" thing.

@SlowMo: I'm going to build a real one... and I'm not Ken Imhoff

@$kaycog: Damn, I was going to go find this and post it... and the video of it being started.

I just thought of a brilliant business plan... be back later.

@CinnaSticks studying jalopnik instead of U of M school work: Mostly...

@lilwillie: Yes.

@GåßëÊdwå®d§ - - Half British/Half Colombian Volvo-driving Gluteal Haberdashery.: Also, they did... mostly.

@rotaryfreakjoe: Why?

@d3c509b aka Steve:

@fhrblig: Wait, what has size got to do with anything? You can't tow a horse-trailer (with horses) with a base Taco.

@Slave2anMG: Vox clamantis in deserto.

@manticore116: You are tripping... I used to "powershift" my buddy's 5.0 using the rev-matching system.

I wonder if double-clutching would help?

I've been to Detroit. I would be using every opportunity to get high and drunk if I lived there too.

@grzydj: Have you BEEN to Minnesota? I would be drunk and high ALL the time.

@Ileee: That is my MANTRA. I can't believe how many times it has saved my life and my bacon, or a friend's life/bacon. I can think of a dozen times where yelling "MORE THROTTLE!!!" has saved a car or a ten.

Nice Price. It's an Audi.

@dmdukejr: To be fair, she was probably doing 60 into the barrier after being hit with a +40mph differential from behind.

@Deartháir II: OMG, I just had an epiphany...

@Deartháir II: Can we start a 4000-year war over it? Maybe someone can declare their local Checker's / Shmucks /Kragen to be holy land and we can allow some people in through one side and the others can stand in the parking lot and wail at the wall?