@Feds: Somebody call Jay and tell him. This is genius.

@silverjunkee: 'nother heartclick

@TexanIdiot25- needs moar horse powah: Maybe in Texas... my buddy's 96 K1500 held 112 for about 5 miles... I was in a Z28 tailing him while he did it. Later on that trip, I found out that the 98 Camaro Z28 will start to fishtail in a straight line due to lift at @ 136.

@fhrblig:

@MacGyver1138: Herpes...

@MacGyver1138: Gonorrhea...

@Blackened2k6: Oh damn that was the funniest thing I've read all day.

@Ubel: Quit it, I could have parked my Suburban in that spot.

That was so violently wrong I don't know where to start.

@TheAntiCat: REALLY? "THE" most confusing name??? Does nobody notice me sitting here with this leprechaun outfit smoking a joint with my junk hanging out? Although, to be honest, my name is actually an homage to the most confusing name on Jalopnik.

@AlienProbe: You deserve a star, sir.

@Ileee:

@Jones Foyer: The only country in the the Western Hemisphere that could be considered "third world" is Haiti.

@spiegel1- Dr. Hoonry Kissinger: Thank you for that.

@ZomBeeRacer: Infinitely Improbable.

What is the drag coefficient of Pioneer 10 when floating through dark matter and anti-matter? 0.00000000001 ?

@spiegel1- Dr. Hoonry Kissinger: Who breeds fur seals with monorail cat?

@spiegel1- Dr. Hoonry Kissinger: #COTD contender.

@Maxichamp: Cheers, sir! I follow a few F1 drivers on Twitter (and facebook) because I support them. Truthfully, I am huge Hamilton/Button/McLaren fan... I am British, so it fits well. I have been a big fan of both Lewis and Jenson for a few years, so when I found out that they were both driving with McLaren this…

@E30fernando: Damn you Nibbles.