I think this is one of my favorite things that has ever happened in the history of reality TV.

I can only sleep on a bed made of whipped cream, so I get it.

When a man posts revenge porn, does he really think he’s making the woman look bad? Nothing advertises “I’M A FUCKING SCUMBAG DON’T TRUST ME” more than revenge porn.

We should double date.

My husband and I not only have never revealed our Number to each other, we have never once talked about any prior relationships. Ever. Married 15 years, together for 20 and happily none the wiser.

OMG, I so badly wanted to be part of a witchy, goth, girl-gang.

Ah. Didn’t realize. My mistake.

From the makers of

How do you know he isn’t bringing the Wizard with him like last time?

It got edited out, before the blip specifically mentioned Fred Savage as The Wizard and linked the trailer for the movie

At no point does it say that he was. Just that he wanted to get to California. Which he should, so he can bring his little brother, the actual Wizard.

Fred Savage is the kid on the bottom left, while the movie’s title is referring to the kid he’s holding on his shoulder.

too bad the power glove kid is a sex offender now.

Yeah it was that kid who kept saying Califoynya.

You got the touch!

You got the poooooowwweeeer!

Put on the glove.

When I was a kid, I used to enjoy that my name was always on the Social Security list, and it was fun at the time for all the girls with that name in a class to choose nicknames to make it easier for people. Now that my name is thoroughly OUT of fashion, I’m faced with the imminent prospect of having a moniker that…

Sarah? There were about five Sarahs in every class I had growing up.

I have the most generic, boring first name paired with a generic, boring last name. My advice to parents: look at the most popular names for the last few years, and for the love of all that is good, DO NOT GIVE THOSE NAMES TO YOUR KID. I’ve always been one of about 5 women with the same name in every class I’ve ever…

Actually the copyright of the original photo belongs to the photographer. And tracing photos taken by other people without permission is a bit of a grey area in copyright. Ideally you’d use photos taken by yourself or with permission but ideally you’d change enough of the details so that it would definitely be…