“I have a dream to go to Harvard Business School and one of these days I will do that... in my spare time”

I’m good in bed. I just wanted to say that.

It’s so annoying that I can’t enjoy articles like this because, like, I always seem to know what Harvard researchers are going to prove before they prove it :/ bummer.

I am so bored by how fascinated women are with my very large penis.

I teach high school and I can vouch for one thing: this new batch of kids are fucking awesome about a lot of things. They can be crappy towards each other sometimes, oblivious and callous at other times, but all in all, I would have had a MUCH better high school experience with this generation of kids than the ones I…

I seriously always assumed that was the basic purpose of the Playboy Mansion. Maybe I’m just a huge cynic, but I doubt Hefner would have even cared.

Hopefully people will understand that there’s virtually nothing these women will or can get from this; not money nor ~fame, before they blow them off.

I have an older friend who slept with John Lennon in the mid-60’s, she said it was the hottest sex she ever had with a man. She will describe the encounter in great and steamy detail after a couple of glasses of wine. She bumped into him again later in the 60’s and he remembered her name which is a gentlemanly touch.…

Went to St. Louis with some friends, around 2001-ish (I think). Stayed at the same hotel as a bunch of musicians in town for some MTV function (Rock ‘n Jock, maybe?). Met Ludacris in the elevator, he asked us if we would come down to the bar, and when we told him none of us were 21 he had some booze sent to our room.…

My wife’s friend banged George Clinton. Took a clump a hair for a souvenir.

i dress exactly like this still oops

all my greatest accomplishments occurred when i was a teen

Right? I caught the first few minutes of this and of course had remembered some of it from when it happened and when she was released but oh my TODD I had forgotten she already had four kids. Poor things.

Here’s a home made katsu curry, made by me. Probably my favourite dish. So good.

this inspired me to prank my Facebook friends so hard

My friend announced her engagement via facebook last year on April 1st. The proposal had actually happened the previous weekend but she's not glued to FB and didn't even think about the date. Anywho- she's like 40 and they had been dating for about 7 years. Everyone started asking if it was a joke (I guess they…

I really wish people would quit going for these over-the-top let-me-see-how-much-I-can-fuck-with-your-emotions "pranks." A few years ago my friend's older brother got in a terrible car crash and was in a coma, so he posted something about it on Facebook asking for thoughts, prayers, etc. and it was disturbing as fuck…

An ex of mine pulled an April Fool's "prank" on me wherein he admitted to cheating on me and knocking someone up, broke up with me, and declared his intention to move away to take care of the upcoming baby. Why I didn't dump him on the spot is beyond me. It wasn't funny at all.

Not even close. Two better games (Ori and Bloodborne) have landed just this month!

“Nobody turns down a great steak because other people make steaks” is going to be my go-to response whenever someone complains that something isn’t original. I’ve been thinking about the originality problem for years but I was never able to articulate my views as well as you did in this article. Thanks a lot!