Wrong. You can very much fuck up birds. I fucked up a whole bunch this morning. Really punched the shit out of them. Fucking parrots. Go back to South America or where-ever.

Nope, no way to make birds racist.

I don’t know, but we know Steph Curry (probably!) did:

But has anyone made a Hall & Oates “I Can’t Go For That (No Kendu)” joke?

I hope not. I like air.

Agreed. I would add the description “unremarkable.” Having spent a lot of time in NYC, I occasionally came across celebrities. Most look pretty ordinary outside of their area of specialty.

When someone hits you high causing damage to your eye
That’s Amar’e
When your skin starts to shine like you’ve bathed in red wine
That’s Amar’e

Starting it off early this year.

Scarlett . I can see what your saying... Juan `s rep0rt is really cool, I just got Maserati since getting a check for $4375 this-last/5 weeks and-also, ten/k last-month . with-out a doubt this is the most-comfortable work I’ve had . I actually started 5 months ago and right away brought home over $84, per hour

Looks like the cable for the rear mech. Let’s be honest. In all of this, the real highlight is, “BACK AWAY FROM THE BICYCLE.”

I've been riding bikes for a few years. What the fuck is going on in the last video? What came off? Where did that cable come from?

If he dies, he dies

Damn. These Crying Jordan photoshops are getting really good.

Dude, Sean Astin played Rudy. Charlie from LOST played Samwise. I’m embarrassed for you.

Smart money says this is the guy posting “You’re really going to do this all season” in all the cardinals posts.

Who better to take advice on taking less shots than Carmelo Anthony?

Hopefully Papi tests positive for Steroids

That’s not even a Hot Take. It’s just true.

19 seasons in the league, just 4 1st round exits, 9 trips to the conference finals, 6 Finals appearances, 5 rings. His Spurs would have won 50 games every single one of his seasons if not for the ‘99 strike (won 50 anyway in the most recent strike year). Put up a 21-20-10 with 8 blocks to clinch the 2003 title. And on…

Jim Abbott: Long Arm of the Law