Cans are better. Its indisputable.

Carbonation.

I always read his name as goats.cx

I’ve always referred to it as a Gunt. 

Bingo.

I’ll give Turkey Bacon asylum.

If you don’t like it don’t put it on your menu.

I really get stoked on having women in the brewery because I get sick of working with bearded white dudes. New people new ideas and view points and all that.

Your post kinda sucked and it wasn't exactly clear whether you were trying to make a point or just trying to be a fuckface. Do better next time. 

I will smack you. Black IPAs are a thing and they’re awesome. I’ve been bugging my boss to let me brew one lately. He’ll cave soon. And then a black Lager/schwarz. And then a black Hefeweizen.

That was his brother!!!

Years ago a handful of people tried arguing this. Phil Mickelson this. Sergio that. Then Tiger got hurt and everyone saw how boring it was without him.

At least the CFL only had two teams with the same name.

Cormier is great. He’s beat pretty much everyone. He’s a great ambassador for the sport.

I worked at a HD for a few years. I got as high as Assistant Store Manager.

As a brewer and a longtime giz/deadspin/gawker poster, I love your beer articles. But reading the replies makes me angrier than reading Donald Trump reddits.

could be. but a lot of exceptionally good lagers, pilsners, blondes and goldens will have a similar description.

I’m not drinking Coors fucking Light. I would rather order a better beer that I won’t enjoy at completely optimal levels.

naw man. there is people like that. for real. my oldest bro, the guy who formed a lot of my early opinions on shit like this, informed me when i was 15 that men don’t eat pussy and if we do it’s handed out like a treat “or a cookie”...

Earned? No. Read a bit further.