Lodi grape? more like ladi grope.

Some of the best moments from the Grey Cup games in the CFL happened in the snow. I think a Super Bowl in the snow would be awesome.

I love being tall. I'm 6'5. I've dated short women(shortest ive dated is 5'1), tall women and everything in between. When I date short women, they get death stares from tall women.

The NCAA doesn't give a shit about concussions because these are all 4 year(tops) rental athletes. They go away eventually.

THEY HAVE CAPN CRUNCH IN VANCOUVER I FUCKING GREW UP ON THAT SHIT. HE MUST NOT HAVE LEFT HIS HOTEL.

That's a completely fair assessment. I only started paying attention to soccer about 5/6 years ago. I just assumed it was always part of the sport because it is so rampant now.

I'm not bashing on euros here BUT I don't remember there being this much diving and overacting in basketball before the influx of Europeans. I also don't remember so much diving and acting in hockey before the Euro invasion.(yes, I realize a lot of North Americans are guilty of diving/acting) It's the soccer/football…

Isn't there anyone from Deadspin who knows anything about hockey?

I would take it more of a sign that the Brewers overused him.

*not shown. # of unintentional boners created.

well fuck that guy then. incredible? please.

that is fucking obnoxious.

I don't think shaming this guy would be possible. That face says he is very aware that he is a douche bag.

I hate John Mayer but the dude can fucking wail. And his blues stuff is significantly better than his radio pop that pays the bills. He's still a turd though.

I don't know why but it was douchey. It seems like everything the guy does is douchey for no reason.

I enjoyed Kanye at one point but then he went off the douche bag deep end.

Fuck. Really? I thought Young Jeezy was Lil' Waynes less miniature sounding name. I need to bone up on my modern rap.

one of the things that pisses me about this whole thing is idiots claiming Lil Wayne (who's a fucking HACK) coined the term "JEAH". He didn't.

T-t-t-t-today, Junior.

Attention Michael Jordan... this is how it's done.