As someone who’s about to undergo the procedure and is very scared, I’d like to say FU for that unnecessarily violent and objectively ridiculous way of describing it. If your end game was to make someone’s stress level go up, congrats. Still haven’t scared me into giving birth to a human being I don’t want to…

Oh god this is the funniest, most satisfying this I have read in my life.

Holy shit! Also, WHYYYY