I'd take Neymar over Pogba (who is of course very, very good) in a heartbeat.

They were past the last defender, and Dempsey was behind the ball when it was passed, ergo not offside.

Not offsides, no question about it. Behind the ball, past the last defender, A-OK.

It was a gorgeous cross, and I really liked what he brought for much of the game, but he was iffy in the second half - a couple of cheap giveaways and some dodgy defending.

Smoother than the back of a spoon! Genius.

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You seem fun.

His son is so proud.

That is a floppy pussy.

NO!

I have always loved the louche continental nonchalance of Berbatov. I'm just surprised I've never seen him standing by the penalty box swigging a martini and smoking an unfiltered Turkish cigarette chatting up a bejeweled widow while waiting for a counterattack. Still silky smooth, and delightful to watch when he's…

I was gonna make a joke about the first things that go when you hit 6o is your knees, but that's a scary accident and she's lucky she didn't get hurt badly with that big a fall (that appears to to be her fault at all).

Raw bone ass

Steve Martin, right?

You don't think there are Dutch neo-nazis? Ha.

Well, it's better than Germany, where the racists force you into trains...

Science can at least prove this: They're great for short people who want to look taller.

So many amazing accomplishments by women skiers, but screw that - CHEERLEADERS! Ugh. I don't cast aspersions on them as performers, but it's a fucking embarrassment and insanely sexist and complete bullshit - but that's just my opinion.

WE'RE NUMBER 8! WE'RE NUMBER 8!

I discovered the joys of Jackie Chan and Hong Kong cinema in general in the early 90s in Portland - the local movie theater would play incredible double features (I think I saw Hard Boiled and Supercop on the same day). This movie is bonkers - Project A 2 is quite fun too, and Jackie does an homage to the crammed…