“Your best bet is to get a concealed carry permit.”

A few years ago when I started going back to school, I came on Jezebel and posted about it and some people were saying “Go you!” And praising me for being a woman seeking a degree in engineering (I didn’t even mention I was 40 at the time, so not just a woman, but a middle aged woman). And it was so fantastic to have…

Since she’s forgiven him for a phone message he left 11 years ago, I think we can too. 

I’m really into this new trend of the alt-right putting themselves in situations where they know everybody hates them, begging to get beaten up, and then getting beaten up. They get to feel like victims and the rest of the world gets to enjoy them getting beaten up and laugh at them for thinking they look like victims.…

A lumpy chinstrap getting his ass handed to him by an old man isn’t political violence.

“You people”

Kindly go fuck yourself.

Getting your ass kicked by Mike Ness, apparently.

Well, Mr. Stupid Little Man, you called Israel one of our best allies? Really?!? Funny, you wouldn’t think one of our best allies would get caught repeatedly spying on us, stealing our military secrets and selling them to our enemies, but Israel has.

It actually just sounds a lot like the truth. Too bad it’s so inhuman it sounds inflammatory. 

Can we see him sobbing? If only for the schadenfreude?

I think, given the thought process behind establishing the electoral college in the first place, it is an amazing irony that the two times in modern history that the president has been elected through the electoral college rather than the popular vote we’ve inarguably had the two dumbest presidents of our time.

I mean...she’s not wrong. On the other hand, the explosion of good content in the TV/streaming realm has largely rendered movies obsolete when it comes to storytelling in the way she is talking about - if I want to see a complex story told with nuance, I’d rather watch it play out over 10 or 12 hours on Netflix than…

That’s your take? A guy voluntarily sticks his head in a microwave, fills it with an expanding, hardening substance, and then films it with the intention of profiting from it... and you come away from all of that saying that the FIRE DEPARTMENT should be ashamed of themselves for calling out his idiocy?

I think if I became President, the first thing I would do is round up the House and Senate Republicans and execute them for treason. Because that’s what they are guilty of. I always suspected they were, but this is just the flat-out definition.

Be gone vile peasants!

I admire Pence for coming up with this common sense solution to a very real problem.

Chaffetz has a primary opposition candidate in Utah right now, and one of his arguments seems to be why the fuck is Chaffetz trying to control DC local government instead of actually investigating the government corruption going on right now and focusing on local issues back home?   

Is that a slight or praise? That description regarding the dildos should be included in the marketing materials.

Put someone on a street corner saying shit like this and they'd be taken in for counseling because everyone would think they are crazy, because...they are CRAZY.