Police are a perfect example of false advertising. They don’t protect and serve, they’re in the revenge business. They will gather around and protect banks and things like that. But they’re actually all about the vengeance. They arrest people after you’ve been shot, beaten, robbed...sometimes if you’re lucky, after…

That’s a hot mess is what that is. It’s just ratted hair.

Oh...his bio it says he has “financed the presidential election of Donald Trump..”

NOOOOOO... :(

About the only way it would be important is if he was on "THE" flight to Prague that he previously denied, the one mentioned in the Steele Dossier.

You know, he’s her dad. Maybe every one else needs to step the high fuck out of their business. He can say whatever he wants. His daughter. She can respond any way she wants to it. It’s her father. Maybe mom wants to chime in, and that’s by god their business. Not anyone elses.

Maybe more gender neutral words then? It’s like calling a man “strong and aggressive” while calling a woman “a ball busting bitch.”

If you’d rather go tech, here are some proximity alarms that remind you there is a little person in the back. Some of them remind you when the car shuts off, others when your key fob hits a minimum distance threshold. There’s one that will call emergency numbers if you don’t respond.

Well, Mr. Stupid Little Man, you called Israel one of our best allies? Really?!? Funny, you wouldn’t think one of our best allies would get caught repeatedly spying on us, stealing our military secrets and selling them to our enemies, but Israel has.

This is stochastic terrorism. This is the very definition of it.

Many of those photos are legitimately from tRump’s era of this. He had tent cities opened exclusively for this descent into immigrant hatred, so don’t even pull that twatswaddled bs.

These “truther trolls” have to to be reigned in. I’m all about the free speech, but it becomes assault when people step over the boundaries.

Please keep you little typhoid spawn far away from any populated or civilized areas. It is your right to be as dumbfuck ignorant as you want to be. You do NOT have the right to put my family and immune compromised loved ones at risk. Or anyone else’s for that matter. We’ve seen what happens when people don’t immunize…

Would someone PLEASE explain this Kardashian thing to me? I don’t get it. I don’t know anything about them, I don’t want to, to be honest...but I do find everyone’s preoccupation with them completely fascinating! I couldn’t tell you their names, except Kanye, (that’s just been recently) but the sheer amount of press…

How is that gonna work with tRump’s “death penalty for drugs” thing? You just have to “know someone” or have a celebrity take up your cause? And if not? So sorry, you have to die! You didn’t have anyone important kiss tRump’s rump to get you out. Sucks to be you!

If nothing else, it will make awesome ammunition. Just today I slapped one of the Dugar husbands because he was being sanctimonious about a gay couple and their child. I told him that he didn’t get to have an opinion on ANYONE since he had a pedophile in his family that wasn’t in jail. And that he should just mind his…

Maybe this is what we deserve...maybe it’s our punishment for not treating the earth and the air better. For not flossing. For not eating all our Brussel sprouts. Because I can’t think of any other reason how people like this end up like that. It’s as if America’s Id had a child with the YouTube comment section and…

I look at this picture of KS&SM and have to wonder, what is SM’s aversion to a brush or comb? That tousled “just got f—ked” look is great, but not “got f—ked, lost my job, been on a 3 week tequila bender, woke up in a dumpster” look. That just screams “I need brushing!”

Now would be a good time for those “Apprentice” outtakes to surface...and his tax returns. Gods, would I love to see those tax returns...

That’s just...wrong. Completely and utterly wrong.