So, in summation, if you want all the ease of buying a 1995 Corsica with all the panache of owning a car that makes it look like you have more money than brains, Infiniti dealers are the way to go, apparently.

Because the Hummer H3 lived up to its expectations.

Wow, what a total buzzkill you are. (You are also correct. Wisdom is recognizing that those two things very often go together in life.)

It’s the value they add.

vandals shoving meat into chargers (as happened in Germany)

You missed an important step. They got a US president to hype them up.  That had to help, right?  It’s not like that guy has the Reverse Midas Touch or anything.

This naming scheme inspires

Ennui

Sounds like Carvana wants to roll its outstanding debt into new debt, increase their payback timeline so they can have a lower monthly payment. Sounds familiar :)

That trunk thing is 100% something Tesla would do.

Pretty sure it’s all the same unit. AC cools and heat pumps are just AC that runs backwards. I can’t imagine they put two compressor based thermal systems in the car when one can do both.

Don’t forget the part where the inside of your car gets very wet if it’s raining and you open the rear doors.

Cybertruck is looking very dated right now, I feel like we’ve been seeing the same design for years at this point. It definitely needs, at very least, a mid series refresh.

Qanon warned us about the danger of groomers.

They’re moving the steering wheel to the display. Along with window switches. And airbags. 

dog pull car

The bulbous back and tail lamp treatment makes me think of the Nissan Leopard/Infiniti J30

What annoys me is when they sell the car for higher than MSRP but advertise the car at roughly MSRP without any disclaimer that the price is not the price.

Nah, I’ll keep with the whole blue in the face thing

“Yokes on you! We cannot recommend this car, waka-waka-waka”- Fozzie Bear, Sr Editor of Consumer Reports

People keep calling him Jacob but I have never seen a bigger Chad in my life.