You eat the lunch your wife packed at like 10 a.m. then still go get your burrito. Or eat the burrito and throw the lunch away and never mention it. But you don’t, under any circumstances, risk fucking that situation up, you moron.

But how else would we know about ONE-WEEK FANTASY FOOTBALL BROUGHT TO YOU BY FAN DUEL/DRAFT KINGS?

Gee its almost like football is a sport with a lot of physical contact and violence and if it were played like soccer or rugby everyone would be dead at the end.

Hey now, hillbilly doesn’t mean we’re idiots who take matters into our own hands. That being said, wonder if these Qatari boys know wrastlin’?

Does this mean a US citizen can’t get into trouble for beating the shit out of one of these wastes of space?

I think someone should call up their hillbilly buddies to sort this out if Police can’t do anything.

“All I care about is playing football... That’s why I ripped off his helmet and tried to crack his skull. That’s me playing football.”

That is fucking disgusting and should be outlawed. Playing on a dirt field in fucking 2015? Jesus.

Ill add to this one. Two of my friends lived in a duplex after college and routinely got blackout drunk. The family that lived underneath them had a daughter in the Girl Scouts. The dad waited until he knew they were both wrecked and sent the daughter up. A few weeks later and an entire case of cookies shows up at…

Any tattoo parlor that will ink an obviously drunk person should lose their license.

Xanax always makes me buy crazy shit, not alcohol.

I feel like this is just gonna be ingress with a pokemon skin, with fighting and trading. Its not really augmented reality its simply a gps cache game. Its a great idea but I feel like its not gonna live up to the hype in the slightest.

If it works anything like Ingress, not being in a big city will put you at a major disadvantage or make regular play borderline impossible.

I hope I’m not the only person who felt sorry for Mewtwo. LOOK AT THAT GLEEFUL MOB KICKING THE SHIT OUT OF HIM

Reminds me of that Dennou Coil anime which had actual glasses for AR making it a lot more immersive:

IMO the fact that “nothing really happened” at the Nissan dealer is the single best thing that could’ve possibly come out of that. It was awesome! And given how popular that column was, I think a lot of people agreed.

I would love to see a story of who has had the lowest offer ever from carmax.

No, but it seems to be a better story every single time. So I don’t mind.