I don’t think you would HAVE to roll a warlock to match this. A mage would work just as well, since they can also wear cloth, and I feel would fit better since they have a specialization in fire spells

That’s what I got out of it too. It’s like when they said it, that 6 seconds were occupied by the gears quietly turning in Elon’s head about how autonomous Teslas are an excellent platform for their own Uber competitor.

Just occurred to me.

Tell that to new car dealers!

The good new for these guys is that after having their team’s monumental failure relayed to them via cell phone, they got to go out into the freezing cold and get right back to performing one of the most brutal and dangerous jobs in the world.

I normally don’t care too much about the silent treatment after rookie HR stuff, but this guy’s reactions and faces are amazing. If everyone reacted the way he did, I would hope for silent treatments all the time.

Only thing that would’ve made this better is if he was on the same team as Beltre so he could mime-touch…

I would be way too hyped up!

ANYTHING WITH THIS

Because they want to include Babe Ruth in the stats for the modern era. (I don’t know, but that is my best guess).

I think it’s just Beltre’s bust, with a stray hand on top of his head.

By numbers and longevity it should be almost impossible to keep him out of the HoF - last I checked, I think he’s in the top 100 all time for WAR, or in very rarified company. But he played for a lot of teams, and there are so many writers willing to go with the “he just doesn’t *feel* like a Hall of Famer” argument...

But the article made a statement about all men. Why, in your brain, is it a somehow invalid or pathetic response to criticise a blanket statement?

You just summarized a ton of articles posted in Worth Reading.

I’d lived in NYC for a little over 8 years before I decided to GTFO and I never understood the mindset people in NYC get about how “amazing” “their” city is. It is falling to absolute ruin, nobody gives two shits about maintaining anything, and you’re trying to argue me into moving back while the entire city is…

all I know it that Hummer looks HUGE in the city!

This is a very good rule of thumb. I would also add if anyone makes a Chewbacca noise. I remember there was a time 5-10 years ago where there were three different comedies in a short span that all had this in their trailer, for some reason.

Vegas Vacation is the best.

Rule of thumb for comedies: if the trailer contains any poop or head trauma humor, the movie is garbage.

Ed Helms and Steve Carell seem to be fighting a two man contest for the most likable person to make terrible movies.