How is Beyonce not #1 here?

One of my favorite things about Beyonce:

How is Beyonce not #1 here? How is Bruce Springsteen not #2?

Seriously. Also, Chris Brown has fans? And Beyonce should be higher up on the list, just behind Taylor Swift fans.

i hope there is some sort of outtakes track that includes the most ridiculous questions about apple products that the mics picked up.

“I’m going to die before anyone knows I’m hot.”

Taking a cue from his studio, Prince Harvey will charge 20% more for his album than other rappers even though it will have almost the exact same beats and lyrics that they do. But people will still buy it because the album cover will look fantastic.

Yeah, I was going Murica. And city-states do not count unless we can bring back Sparta styled slavery & population controls.

They’re not that smart, they’re just manipulative (OK, emotional intelligence then).

“ terrible Jack Russell named Casper who was a poorly trained shithead”
There is no such thing as a non-shitheaded jack russell. Fuck those things.

Am I the only one that doesn’t give a shit one way or another about bat flips?

Odds? Jumping Jacks LAUGH at odds. They will, guaranteed, take the worst bounce possible, and screw physics or conservation of momentum. if it has to leap 40 feet through the air, then by god it will.

As with so many military anecdotes, this is impossible to understand.

aside from post 9/11 attack response, turning New York City into the safest big city after the Thunderdome years of the 70s- early 90s, and response to attempted terror attacks, you are right, this is the only thing the NYPD has done right. Enjoy your chicken.

This isn’t a firework per say, but....

I got tasked with arranging a training exercise for all the non-flight people in an aviation battalion while we were in the field doing gunner qualification. In English, this means that while the helicopter flight crews were shooting things, it offended the officers in charge to…

Age 10-12, lighting jumping jacks, they kinda stay on the ground, spin, spew sparks, but jump up a few feet, hence the name. Best friend is wearing a light jacket, with pockets. Jumping jack takes a fucking leap right into the kids pocket, what are the odds?? Jacket starts burning, the kid does the opposite of…

When I lived in Northern Florida, a friend and I would go around and drop Black Cats into fireant hills.

An interesting thing about this story is that in Fearless, Jet Li plays the murdered teacher of his character in this movie.

“Here hold my beer . . . “

Don’t be one of those assholes who are still lighting off loud ass fireworks on July 16th or whenever. Some turd who obviously has no job or decency shot off multiple rounds of fireworks in my neighborhood at 2AM a few nights ago.