And for the Russians to make a surprisingly durable, yet completely unsafe one out of shit.

Pretty much, the Japanese make an engineering wonder, the Americans build a crude but functional version, now all we have to do is wait for the Germans to make a flawless but ridiculously expensive version, and the Italians to make a pretty but stupid penis shaped robot.

So this is basically the same as the first automobile race situation. Happened as soon as there was a second one to race.

I work on the West Coast in a company with a large Asian population and corporate presence in Asia.

Counterpoint: Japanese Kit Kats. Expensive as the dickens(?) to get ahold of, but MontanaJordanSampras-esque winning percentage.

This is pre-airplane activity, but don’t hover around the entryway to the gate waiting for your zone to be called.

probably his roommate who isn’t super jazzed about all the spilled drinks caused by spinning f-ing couch cushions

And then you retired to the french rivera on the ill gotten gains from your “old shitty VHS tapes for ALL THE MONIES” scam. Jesus, it’s bad enough when you get accused of something at work, but it’s the worst when you get accused of a scam that would net you less than your hourly pay if successfully pulled off.

I once got fired from a job at a bookstore. It was a second job that I would come to after a day of working with elementary school students (little) who had special needs. I am 6’0 so was constantly bending down to talk to them/transport them. Anyway, while shelving a large amount of books on the bottom two rows I…

I agree with your analysis, but fail to see how it leads to a solution. In the end, you are still going to have to replace both people. I’d just shoot myself.

I actually had a bio teacher run a test where every answer was B. He claimed it was so he could get our scores back to us instantly, but we all knew it was blatant psychological warfare.

Problem is we still have people that still slow down to 45 anyways causing the inevitable multi-mile traffic jam. Usually on 75 between Flint and Detroit, or on 96.

It seems that in New Jersey there are so many examples of ‘non-existent’ construction zones that never seem to have any actual work being done.

My cat, who once opened the freezer at 3am, somehow contorted his furry little self enough to snatch up a bag of frozen shrimp and pranced upstairs to enjoy them in my bed and looked shocked when I, too, did not nibble a frozen shrimp in delight, has more self control than the caramel lady.

If, at the very least, it makes a few soon-to-be parents watching think, “Maybe Aspen isn’t a good name for our child,” then it was a success.

The fucking LeBrons or whatever

Except Ferrari guy. In the midst of all this evil-minded douchebaggery, Ferrari guy seems cheerful and benign.

This is normally handled by the CAT warning system. I suspect the fuse was blown.

For some reason I kept reading “Ferrari Guy” as “Guy Fieri.”

screaming that everyone in that deli was stupid, because if we hadn’t been to New York we couldn’t know the first thing about meat.