Seems like Stachelek isn’t a fan of Pirates.

For your information, he was going to sell that ball to help pay for that boat to go to college.

It could have been worse.

This is very Slate-y.

Like a beautiful woman with the full-on duck lips, this picture would be better without the fake enhancement.

Why does the guy deserve to be “outed?” Why does the old lady deserve a damn thing? It’s a ball that was hit into the stands. It’s fair game. I’ll never understand this bullshit.

Adding insult to injury, he ripped out her pacemaker’s battery & fired it at Paul Goldschmidt.

fuck you - they raised over a million dollars doing this - what have you done for children mr internet commenter?

A GOPer is trying to keep the black man down while exercising his right to bear arms. What’s so fishy about that?

I wish to say that as a Christian I am GREATLY offended by the headline and art of this article. Maybe that doesn't matter to the writer or Kotaku and maybe that's at least in part because A) Christians don't shoot up/bomb people who write/draw Christ in a blasphemous manner and B) because our society has come to a…

Did you HAVE to put the 'Sodomize Me Jesus' in the headline? That's really offensive to me. Typical.

The sad thing is I would eventually learn that the family who I had sold this rare cat to owned the local Chinese takeaway, to this day I have idea of the fate of Twinkle, but I like to be positive in life and not believe in stereotypes. In the end I made the £200, which was enough to buy a second-hand PS3 from Game,…

Mouton also tells a similar story of when he sacked Tom Brady, and Brady told him he would, “Knock the wind out of him.”

I re-tweeted. If I win, I will share custody with you, Kevin, for the mere price of one lesson in how to wrap a package and not have it end up looking like it should have a card that says “from a very SPECIAL boy.”

We had a few of those. I felt sorry for them, mostly, because I could only imagine that middle/high school was hell for kids like that. They always seemed so content to sit and read in peace; you never know what peoples’ home lives are like. Plus, the manga books had numbered spines, so they were fairly easy to…

Blackhawk Down is somewhat muddled, but is accurate in its portrayal of modern warfare and what happens when things don’t go as expected.

You’ve clearly never worked at a Barnes & Noble.

CLEARLY you don’t remember Sir Slams a Lot. Because when I think of the Detroit Pistons, my mind goes straight to medieval warfare.

On Simmons, can you imagine how painful yesterday was for him? His arch-enemy (Goodell) comes down as hard as possible on his beloved Patriots and his ultimate man-crush (Brady), and he has nowhere to vent publicly. I would have hated to have been Mrs. Simmons or his kids.

Didn’t you see the horrifying Gizmodo piece on snake mating? Basically one lady snake does chillin’ while hundreds of male snakes form a ball and all try to get it in.
That shit is terrifying, last thing I would do is encourage snakes living in my shed to install stripper poles and invite their lady friends, since…