But what if you really did forget?

I assumed it was a manager at Subway trying to make something more than it ever could possibly hope to be.

How could it possibly be even remotely fun to be that sloshed in the middle of the day?

who wears a surgical mask and a chefs hat at the same time? and why is he walking out from within the drapes?

New Hampshire and Delaware, as these are mythical places designed to capture people in lies.

christ, that place is vile, all that venom spitting.

Greenfield Village was awesome, from what I remember as a kid. Too bad I'd feel way too creepy for going there by my self.

Last time I went to a Baseball game I got separated from my friends and was stuck on the complete opposite side from them. It was a Tuesday game and pretty empty, so the game plan was for me to sneak over there somehow and enjoy the game with them.

why does Chris hate Drew so much?

People stand to wipe? Like that's a real legit thing? Christ, wouldn't the poop just get all squished in your butthole and stuff?

I don’t know what a Warsteiner is, but I want it as my last name.

calling BS on the gas station thing; where I live the police love sitting out at the gas stations. At least once a day I see them having some one pulled over in it too.

My current cat is an older cat. He seems like a cranky old man that just wants to lay about all day, but if I pick him up and hold him close, he just becomes a big purring baby.

I think the part about letting the cat do its own thing is the most important, especially if you are getting one from a shelter. Think of cats as the Hikikomori of the pet world; they are reclusive and don't like moving environments. So when you get a new cat, don't be worried if it isn't interacting with you…

I thought there was a weird colony of Tigers fans in Wisconsin and Florida?

I dropped out of college for this reason; my original intention of going to college was to become a network administrator, but when I got there I found that I was being forced to take a lot of elective courses which had absolutely no baring on the field I wanted to pursue.

Through data mining IT Guy was found to be in the code of the game, but no one has been able to unlock him. When the developers were reached for comment they asked "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

My birth certificate says otherwise, I'm not proud of it, I'm just saying.

AFL still exists?

I feel like I hit the ground floor with a lot of energy drinks and other non-alcoholic beverages, fall in love with them thinking they are going to be HUGE, and within like less than a year they vanish from the face of the earth