what if I really love Pad Thai though? What if Pad Thai is the only food I'm absolutely sure I could eat every single day for the rest of my life, and never get tired of? What if every time I go to a new place or a new city, I purposely search for a Thai Restaurant to try their Pad Thai, and what if under that…

I like that coffee room, looks so relaxing, perfect for a lazy summer day.

All politicians come off as sweet old ladies.

what we're talking about, is something on the atomic scale, which is insanely small. The atoms between two objects never actually touch. So, when you press your hand against the desk, it gives the appearance of being firmly against it, and you can feel it, and if we were go down to the microscopic scale, it would…

Nope, not making it up.

fair enough!

given infinite time and infinite space anything is possible; which means that through some sort of wacky quantum mechanics there could very well be ghosts.

I used to work Midnights, and when ever the company or the project would have some lunch thing, there was never anything left over for the night crew. We figured they just forgot about us, and did our own thing.

Going to be completely honest: The Blue Angels made me never want to go to another Airshow.

I don't understand the deli guy story; why couldn't he get a bacon croissant?

while I definitely agree that the moon SHOULD belong to America, for all the reasons you listed - I'm afraid that isn't the case. Apparently in some big dumb ruling it was decided that the moon belongs to all of the people on Earth.

There's a bowling alley in my little area, and they decided to shut down the bar area for rennovations.

who gets that upset to the level of using profanity over something as mundane as mayo/food in general?

that enclosure looks insanely small compared to the one at the Detroit Zoo.

The Best Burger won't be found in some fancy ass restaurant, or some fast food joint. It will be found in some backwater hole in the wall in some place of hell that you're unfamiliar with. Like a great lantern held by our lady liberty it will shine a beacon across your face in the moment of horrible hunger, and you…

holy crap, that lady holding the bowl looks PISSED. I'm sure if it wasn't the POTUS she would have had thrown a fit.

twice now at two different restaurants I've asked for an Arnold Palmer, and been asked for my I.D. For most of my life I've been living in a world thinking that an AP is strictly a non-alcoholic beverage

that does create a conundrum. We need some scientists and linguistic experts to look into this stat.

the definition of a sandwich is one or more food items placed on or between a bread item.

It would have had been increased weight and burden for the deer, plus in that region the antlers fall off and grow back each year/season.