I wish Michigan still had a state fair (the one in Novi is a lie and a Canadian Communist plot). I've never had any of the state fair food, mostly because I had only gone as a kid and it was a choice between "food or rides". I took rides - obviously.

this is literally one of my worst nightmares.

Oh my friend, if only you knew me better. You would understand that I've hated my self for eating much, much worst. This? This would be a minor regret eventually forgotten after about a month.

sounds like home.

I'd eat it, and I'd eat the entire thing by my god damn self because that's the kind of sick, depraved, fat, patriotic, red blooded American I am.

My Dad would do bow hunting during Deer or Turkey season. We only got a Deer once, and I remember clearly seeing the arrow fly, hit the deer, actually go cleanly through it, and watched it take off.

When I was young my father made me watch the Detroit Lions; he told me that it'll teach me life is nothing but disappointment, and it never, ever gets better. He was a cruel man, with a twisted black heart.

Wow; I don't think even Comerica has been that bad, even when the Tigers were at their worst.

You know; I kind of get their point. The sign wasn't "offensive", it was a sign referencing bacon as far as I can gather from this article. If some one is honestly getting that butt hurt over the depiction of bacon, maybe they need to reevaluate their life. This goes the same for the people who are legit mad about it…

I was really hoping for the unlikely candidate of Goemon.

The world needs more tactical rpgs; why they died in obscurity is beyond me.

I'll eat the hell out of them, I just hope that one day some McDonalds employee will correct me and say "Oh, you moz-a-rell-ah sticks?"

Are you seriously on a video game website knocking peoples preferences in video games?

To be fair, Jello has always been nasty, and something I once thought was a cruel joke played on children under the guise of not serving them a real dessert/treat; much like how my day care provider would force us to eat nasty homemade rice "treats" as opposed to real rice crispies.

Want to know how I know that reference is out dated? Because six million sounds like a pathetic drop in the bucket in bionic surgery.

Come on, you can't fool me. These pictures were clearly taken from the 90s - that set, the clothes, the facial hair; we just don't have any of that stuff any more.

We did the same thing, except it involved a trampoline, and an obsession with early 2000s wrestling.

even full grown bears are cuties.

I will, beyond all reason and doubt, refuse to die until the day that humanity has achieved its greatest feat: creating a domesticated bear that remains cub size its entire life.

How is lime so far at the top? It's literally the worst thing ever; not even remotely designed for human consumption. The fact that you would even consider it a "fruit" shows how off this list is.