I think my first contact with the internet was when MediaOne came rolling around; they had all these futuristic (to me) commercials about interconnectivity and stuff. My Dad decided it was about time to get a home computer and internet at that point; think we were one of the few people to have cable internet at the…

this needs to be a movie already.

Baby having 170 million is the same as my mother not thinking I'm a loser

I've played the same character from Morrowind to Oblivion to Skyrim. An argonian with heavy armor, a sword and a shield. I don't know for lore purposes if I would call it the same person though. I like to think of it more as a reincarnation; like a God who is reborn when there is a time and need for his presence.

This is absolutely amazing. His stuff always confuses the hell out of me, but I think that's why I enjoy it so much.

put it in the backseat of your car?

NatureBox is an automated delivery system for snacks on a monthly basis and has a bunch of dried fruits, of which included are pears.

I hadn't played Pokemon since Red/Blue way back until recently when I decided to get Pokemon Black.

what do you think adding new tanking and healer classes will do? Do you really think the people that already play DPS are suddenly going to jump ship and start playing them? That doesn't make sense; if you already play DPS your more likely to stick to that role.

wait....

I'd like this; all I really need are a bedroom, a bathroom, and a kitchen.

Unfortunately its not what I was hoping for. I would have had liked something closely resembling Endless Space, with the ability to 'land' on planets and have the ability to develop them further in a very similar way you did in Civ 5.

I imagine it was a grizzled looking (for 30) man who just got out of bed, cigarette dangling from his lips, all he can think is 'I ain't got time for this', while he shifts gear in his truck and slowly takes off.

either that car is literally just sitting there, or its owned by a burly slavic person who lifts it up and pulls it out of that parking space. No way in hell could a 55 buick pull out of that space.

all of Gawker media should seriously switch over to WebM, the compression method is ridiculous; could have had easily had the same quality of the gif above (or even better), be twice as long, and take up twice as less space.

"When provocative messages against other governments are broadcast, they are taken down instantly."

that honestly looks like a super comfortable spot to sit. Cat has the right idea.

Not true at all; many of those calls are actually routed to the Philippines.

copious amounts of spicy pad thai is my go-to when I have a cold.

why can't they have like one boxed off section of the airplane for smoking, why god why.