If cops have to be tazed in order to use a tazer, maybe getting shot should be a part of training if they want to carry a gun, so they can differentiate between a gunshot and getting slapped. 

This is so incredibly stupid.

Here’s the thing: this all happened recently, while he was president, in his capacity as president. That matters to a LOT of people who would otherwise say (1) you can’t impeach him for crimes he did before he was president, or (2) you can’t impeach him for crimes while he was president that were personal in nature,…

As soon as a person says something like “trump derangement syndrome” I can’t take anything else after that seriously. 

Conviction on impeachment charges has no effect on criminal prosecution either way. If the Senate convicts him, he’d be kicked out of office, but that’s not in any way a guarantee that he’d be federally prosecuted for anything.

They don’t even want to try and spell Conshohocken.

“Time wasting” is exactly what you want here. This impeachment is never getting out of the Senate. I’m not even convinced Mitch McConnell won’t pull some obscure procedural nonsense that prevents the Senate from even voting on a conviction.

It almost makes me wonder if Pelosi was playing the “long game” for impeachment inquiries - waiting until Trump stuffed both feet into his mouth, and then all the investigations - Ukraine, hush money, emoluments, his lovefest with Putin and Kim-Jong Il - could come at him like a tsunami on Phuket.

You could tell they were Swiss because of the holes.

Graduated from Bovine University. Class of 00.

Adam, buddy, time for a different pair of jeans

What idiot called it Jalen wanting to leave the Jaguars and not Ramsey Boltin’?

The fact that they are pro-union, clearly favor Warren and Sanders as candidates, and throw whole-hearted support behind Stacey Abrams’ initiatives to prevent voter suppression is enough for me right now. I mean, I’ll take it. Castigate me as a sell-out, but these are desperate times, my friend.

I’m going to guess that the guys who worked for the Obama administration know a little more about what was going on during that time than the guy who writes uber snarky columns for an online blog.

Jimmy Neutron sure grew up to be a big asshole.

I’m not sure I understand the premise of this question. Once he won in 2016, the only realistic option for removing him from office before 2025 was voting him out in 2020. Impeaching him was never, ever, a realistic method of removing Trump from office. Whatever the merits of impeaching Trump might have been, one of…

Gotta at least give this guy credit for being self-aware enough to realize the story makes it him seem like a goober and yet to post it anyway.

I do hope he actually apologized when he found out he was wrong though. 

Cary’s response was perfect.  

See, the definition of “free” is a bit loose in pretty much all of advertising. It’s clear that you, Lharm, prefer “two for the price of one” to “buy one get one free.” Good for you. You do you.

Jesus how do you do anything in life being so fucking stupid. This child on the spectrum is fucking light years smarter than you. Your level of stupidity would be incredible if it wasn’t so fucking sad that you’re a reflection of the US public education system.