Looks more premeditated to me.

I disagree with the claim that this is even slightly outside of Tucker Carlson’s expected range of racism, let alone “wildly.” The headline had me expecting to see him, like, stapling a red armband to his suit jacket, not just spewing more of his garden-variety “I’m afraid of poor browns” word vomit.

Really? That’s what you’re gonna be all judgy about? A good restaurant roast chicken is significantly better than a pre-prepared one in a box at the grocery store, and if that’s what I’m in the mood for, I’m going to order it without shame.

Shit like this is why banning the shift is dumb. I know, I know, it’s way harder than it looks to use the half of the field that is wide open, especially when the models say that pulling the ball and hitting monster dongs is most efficient. But maybe your model is just wrong. Use the whole damn field!

...but that’s an irregular intimate relationship...

“Draymond Green” is always the correct answer to this question.

In other words, so far as the U.S. Republican Party goes … Hail HYDRA.

I guarantee Bumgarner has said “so much for the tolerant Left!” at least once in the past three years.

He’s not a soccer player. He acts like he barely got hit. If he was a real soccer player it would of been a mixture of he got shot with some spurious professional wrestling acting.

Black Adam, a C-Lister? Damn, that is a bit hyperbolic.

Counterpoint: No, he doesn’t. He’s a genuinely good person who is imperfect, like everyone is, but is actually willing to learn and grow.

Ungrey me, cocksucker!

Well, his mother is still alive at 107 ...

Corned corned beef hash > than sausage biscuits and gravy as not just Hangover breakfast but as best breakfast food ever IF it is actually made in-house... Top with a couple poached eggs and it is the best breakfast ever.  Bad corned beef hash is alot like turkey bacon... Better to just go hungry.  The fact no one…

I have a sudden urge to play tabletop Space Invaders.

They could have a tasting for all of these awful ideas and call it the Trail of Beers. 

I think you meant "nucular wessel".

Doubtful... when watching porn, do you search for things that you actually do?

Counterpoint:  Cubs fans deserve it, no matter their age.

The religious right warned us that marriage equality would lead to our schools being overrun by ageless aardvark children, but we didn’t listen.