Minions?

Yeah, if there’s one character who should traverse the incoherent multiverse DC has for some reason deliberately set up, it should be Ryan’s Constantine.

I would love to see Keanu in a mock turtleneck and shiny medallion and fedora...

I had never read any of the comics before seeing the Reeves movie, and I liked it a bunch. Then I saw Matt Ryan’s Constantine, who i really like, and can’t believe it’s supposed to be the same character. Both are good.

I had never heard of ranch water, but I’ve been drinking a lot of tequila drinks and been drinking that a lot. EXCEPT... when I don’t have regular sparkling water, i have been using a lime flavored hard seltzer. I had been wondering if hard seltzers would make OK mixers for an extra-alcohol-y drink, and... they’re…

I’m disappointed because I wanted all remaining films scheduled for this year to be bumped to 2021, just so we can have the weirdest Oscars ever next year. Is Birds of Prey going to get a Best Picture nom? And years from now, film historians will do a spit-take when they see that the highest grossing film of 2020…

I’d love to tell you about my pop culture weekend, but i’m stuck in the greys. Please let me out? I need human interaction.

How often to movies use the exterior AND interior of the same house for all the shots? That seems pretty rare,

The worst part was the “$300 VIP tickets” were SOLD OUT.

No, at least one would definitely be a US Representative. Probably from Florida.

The only way this makes any sense is if one of them is a Florida congressman.

I just watched the Wire for the first time, and one of my favorite touches is that almost any time a character was eating potato chips, it was crab chips. I loved those things, but don’t see them as much on the west coast.

I worked a terrible job in an office park in Northern Virginia many years back, and my only fond memory was the diner where I’d go for lunch, where they made a cheeseburger but it was on a hoagie roll and the burger was shaped oblong to match the roll and it was fucking fantastic.

I know if he did a lot of great stuff in a long and storied career... But i kinda wish they’d pumped out one more Ocean’s 11 movie before he died.

I... thought they were eternal?

I like Rhys, but I definitely wouldn’t have hated at least gender-flipping the main character. But Rhys could still be sort of involved: Bring on KERI MASON!

I put most of the blame not on the idiots, but on the politicians who are swayed by the idiots. Idiots gonna idiot. This is exactly why there needs to be stricter rules in place, because these “personal freedom” yahoos don’t give a shit about other people (or really, themselves). And of course, it starts with the…

So... kinda like what Jon Hamm wants to be but isn’t really?

Extending the IKEA trip metaphor... it goes on way longer than you expected.
but still mostly enjoyable.

Get this: The first scene takes place in 1974... and McAdams wasn’t born until *1978*!  Like WHOOPS! Nice try, movie producers!