I go back and forth on the KitchenAid. 90% of the time it just takes up space and sits in a cabinet making me feel guilty. But every time I actually use it, i can’t imagine not having it. Making pasta, bread, ice cream, sausage... it really is a luxury to have. 

The problem with over registering is people like me who immediately find the weirdest item in a registry and order it. You put something on that registry, you better really want it!

I lived with my now-wife for 8 years before we got married, so we pretty much had everything—kitchen or otherwise—that we needed. So I took a much more selfish route and set up a registry with just a bunch of random crap I wanted. Got a lot of pieces for my drum kit, a really nice microphone, a hammock and all sorts…

As the saying goes, “Get a job you love, and you’ll never work day in your life...
Just don’t rape anyone.”

Not sure how the info is stored, but i thought Apple didn’t store your info on any servers for the most part, just on the phone. At least that’s what they say.

If security is an issue... can’t you hack into any number of cars already? At least that scene in the last Fast and Furious movie is true...

At the very least, this should be built into the Apple Watch, but they didn’t mention it. If this is the implementation, it’s not ideal, but I’d use it as a backup. Being able to send the key to someone is a nice feature, as I have relatives show like to stay in my house when i’m out of town.

Yeah, that seems much more of a pain than just walking up to my car with the fob in my pocket and opening the door. BUT... I’d probably still install it and have it as a backup. You never know when you’re going to have to make a mad dash or for your car. Plus having kids who like to go through my pockets and move…

Dammit, i was at one of those live eps, does this mean they’ll never air them anywhere again?

This is just in the “pretty picture” category, but this Band of Horses cover was one of the few that really stirred something in me the first time i saw it. Partially because of the picture, combined with the title and the fact that I was pretty excited about the record itself:

Can we just start calling Tucker Carlson by his full name, Tucker Swanson Carlson?

I mean honestly this looked liked a Soundgarden video for most of it. Just need some black and white shots or a film-burning effect.

Lady Pythagoras does have a better ring to it. Or Lady P?

Remember when he wouldn’t stick up for his dad when Trump said he helped murder JFK?

I think that’s Cruz’s whole game here. He doesn’t want to fight Perlman because he knows he will literally MURDER Perlman, and then everyone will know he is, in fact, the Zodiac Killer.

This is just another reminder that Twitter is not the real world (unfortunately, in this case). I do not believe i have EVER seen one person defend Ted Cruz in his own tweets, yet he somehow keeps winning his seat? Are people actually more ashamed to admit they voted for Cruz now than Trump?

Better question: Why isn’ Taylor Swift’s twitter handle @TaylorSwift? She couldn’t buy it from whoever was squatting on in? She had to be TaylorSwift13, like some weird fan account would have?

Jesus Christ, I had no idea there are “pro-Woody Allen” websites. Even one, much less plural. Seriously... WHY?
I will say that once you find yourself in an argument with someone who’s made a Woody Allen defense website, you’ve already lost. We’ve all already lost.

They probably feel the same way a lot of people felt when they posted all those black square on Instagram. They felt like they had to do SOMETHING, so they did it, then it was pretty quickly realized to be a bad idea, but they already did it and changing /deleting it would seem weird.

Like... You already made a dumb name by using a singular noun for a group, and you’re just gonna double down on it but calling MORE attention to the singular noun?