I just feel like everything Geoff Johns does is just killing time until he can do something with Stargirl.

One of the worst parts of returning to PA to visit family- you still can’t buy goddam alcohol in a grocery store or convenience store (unless they set up some phony “cafe” on the premises.”

Imagine what all the Fast and Furious movies would look like.

I would assume most legislature members just wanted to tell their horse-carriage owning constituents that they voted for it, the governor vetoed it and oh well, they didn’t have the votes to overturn the veto and please don’t check that.

To make the law even worse, there was an amendment that barred motorist from carrying their own bushes in the car.

“It’s largely because of powerful horse-oriented lobbying that Britain lost its very early lead in automobiles”

Jesus Christ, I never even considered...
I will give myself a pass since I haven’t spent more than 5 minutes thinking about Leave it to Beaver since i was 12 years old, so I never had the opportunity to put it together. The most I ever think of anything tangentially related to the show is Matt Dillon’s line in Singles…

Annoyingly, my local japanese market puts a large price tag sticker wrapping almost the entire outside of the package, so the pull-tab piece of plastic is pretty much useless, and I end up tearing the seaweed half the time just trying to open it. Kind of takes half the genius out of the packaging with that price tag.

It’s even worse than sports now. A guy doesn’t hustle out a routine grounder, fans are booing him for a week. If that same play were graded on a political scale, the crowd wouldn’t be booing the player, they’d be claiming the groundskeeper cut the grass too short and made it easier to field, and probably wonder if he…

There’s a real melancholy and aching sadness that comes through every one of his heavy sighs on GLOW, and I’m sure that’s coming from a pretty real place, and I’m a pretty worried for him...

I actually can’t believe Fred Willard was only six years younger than Jerry Stiller... Willard seemed ageless, perpetually like 63 years old.

Right, I actually meant “japanese markets” in America... They do it right.

7-Elevens in asian countries are the best. I can get a slurpee and a soy-sauced boiled egg and an onigiri and some shrimp flavored Pringles.

What I appreciate most about onigiri is most japanese markets is that while they LOOK ready to eat, you actually have to assemble them first. There’s a layer of plastic wrap between the rice and the seaweed that keeps them separate, so the seaweed stays crisp while it’s all wrapped up, instead of a soggy mess that it…

100% agree. I didn’t go through the drive-through BEFORE the End Times, I’m certainly not going to wait an hour at In-N-Out now. I LOVE food. Delicious food is probably my favorite thing in the entire world. But there is just no way I’m every going to wait an hour for ANY food.

I noticed a distinct lack of American Cheese in your recipe, so I must disqualify it immediately.

I wish Dunkin would replace their COLD drink cups. For some reason, they used the least insulated plastic cups I’ve ever encountered in all my travels. You can’t hold a cold drink in your hand for more than a few seconds without getting frost bite.

My wife and I tried to watch Emma, having never seen any single film adaptation or read the book. I tried to get into it was was extremely bored... until I remembered it was the basis for Clueless, and I started figuring the characters’ Clueless counterparts, and whether or not they were doing a better or worse job,…

I miss the Blue Skies era... Could really use a run of Psych or White Collar or Covert Affairs right around now...
At least we’ll have the next Psych movie... at some point.

I don’t know why, but the fact that there’s just the slightest metallic echo (since it is coming from a metal robot head) just makes it like twice as funny as it normally would be.