There’s a real melancholy and aching sadness that comes through every one of his heavy sighs on GLOW, and I’m sure that’s coming from a pretty real place, and I’m a pretty worried for him...

I actually can’t believe Fred Willard was only six years younger than Jerry Stiller... Willard seemed ageless, perpetually like 63 years old.

Right, I actually meant “japanese markets” in America... They do it right.

7-Elevens in asian countries are the best. I can get a slurpee and a soy-sauced boiled egg and an onigiri and some shrimp flavored Pringles.

What I appreciate most about onigiri is most japanese markets is that while they LOOK ready to eat, you actually have to assemble them first. There’s a layer of plastic wrap between the rice and the seaweed that keeps them separate, so the seaweed stays crisp while it’s all wrapped up, instead of a soggy mess that it…

100% agree. I didn’t go through the drive-through BEFORE the End Times, I’m certainly not going to wait an hour at In-N-Out now. I LOVE food. Delicious food is probably my favorite thing in the entire world. But there is just no way I’m every going to wait an hour for ANY food.

I noticed a distinct lack of American Cheese in your recipe, so I must disqualify it immediately.

I wish Dunkin would replace their COLD drink cups. For some reason, they used the least insulated plastic cups I’ve ever encountered in all my travels. You can’t hold a cold drink in your hand for more than a few seconds without getting frost bite.

My wife and I tried to watch Emma, having never seen any single film adaptation or read the book. I tried to get into it was was extremely bored... until I remembered it was the basis for Clueless, and I started figuring the characters’ Clueless counterparts, and whether or not they were doing a better or worse job,…

I miss the Blue Skies era... Could really use a run of Psych or White Collar or Covert Affairs right around now...
At least we’ll have the next Psych movie... at some point.

I don’t know why, but the fact that there’s just the slightest metallic echo (since it is coming from a metal robot head) just makes it like twice as funny as it normally would be.

Sounds like a combination of the ArrowVerse and Riverdale... Which, sure, why not!?

I think you may be putting the horse in front of the barn there...

“Tonight on the Ingraham Angle- Pringles: REAL AMERICAN CHIPS DON’T CRUMBLE! THEY STACK!”

One can only hope he’s dumped in a mass paupers grave, if only to spare the poor groundskeeper at any cemetery from cleaning up the astounding amount of urine and shit that will show up on Stephen Miller’s grave.

I wanted Eric Stoltz...

Shoulda had him, Casey Siemaszko, and Jason Scott Lee all share one screen.

“Welcome to the world of Paul Blart: Neo-Nazi Murderer”

“The last band to grace the stage of West Hollywood’s iconic Troubadour was Glass Animals, who headlined a packed gig on March 11.”

I’m looking forward to Katee Sackoff starring as a master of disguise on a team of outlaw mercenaries framed for a crime they didn’t commit...