I know! Now I only have to wait 2 years to show it to my kids who I will never ever take to a movie theater!

I assumed that every time we hear a Klingon word on Star Trek that makes another Klingon angry, it’s a curse word, and it sounds Klingon because the universal translators can’t decode the curse word.

I feel like radishes (particularly pickled radishes) are much more prevalent in asian cuisine, so. I would assume they’d pick a different vulgar smell for an American version. Old french fries? Sauerkraut?

I’m all for keeping everyday items like sunglass basically the same in sci-fi stuff. Err on the conservative side, I think. When Trek has tried to predict fashion in particular, it’s always been WOEFULLY off. Happened to catch an ep of DS9 on tv the other day, where they went back to San Francisco in 2024. And while…

I mean, it was pretty clear that the Klingons cursed up a storm, so why wouldn’t some Federation types get in on it too?

Well, in fairness, anyone embracing the GOP in 2020 isn’t anything close to what you would traditionally call a “Republican.” They’re just cultists now.

I think about that scene EVERY TIME i take my kids to the playground. It’s still so disorienting to walk on that cushioned surface. In the “playgrounds” of my youth, we had these giant, poorly assembled wooden structures (we called it a fort) that was basically rotting wood with splinters and rusty nails sticking out,…

“We can officially start arguing about what we want to see in a Knives Out sequel.”

Also, when there are warnings, doesn’t that just make it less exciting?

I think that movie gets a pass also in part because you’re so distracted the whole time going “Oh, hey, it’s THAT guy!” The entire cast is just stacked with future name actors.

“Teen comedies tend to not age well.”

Yeah, having loaded kids into sedans and SVUs, at this point all I want in the world is a goddam SLIDING DOOR. Like, who wouldn’t want this? Plus the captains chairs, storage, entertainment options, room... I cannot wait to get a minivan.

Instagram and Twitter and Tik Tok should offer to promote reaction vids from every other passenger on the flight, so everyone has a new viral video except for this jerkoff.

aren’t we all...

I was once shamed by co-workers, anonymously, as I waited for my Pop Tarts to toast. Someone mentioned that “something smells like Pop Tarts” but said they didn’t see any 10-year-old kids in the office... In the years since I’ve come to realize that that person was just an a-hole and there’s nothing wrong with pop…

“and there are even, lord help us, more than a few Mannequin references.”

I think the most important revelation about the halftime show is that SHAKIRA WAS DRESSED AS HER ZOOTOPIA CHARACTER

I don’t understand what they were doing with Hammer’s hair though. Was nothing like the early 90s ‘do he had in the video.

Also, bring stephen tobolowsky’s Ned Ryerson back for the commercial is not getting nearly enough attention.

I think the place of Superbowl ads is so that companies can say they had a Superbowl ad. It’s basically saying that, if you’re a newer company, that your company wears big-boy pants. And if you’re an established brand, it’s how you say “See! We’re still cool!” to the broadest possible audience.