No, this is what layabout underachievers look like in the MCU before they realize their potential and realize they were heroes the whole time/their dad was an immortal being etc.

He should pull an “end of Superman II” an dgo back to that bar and find the same guys and instigate an incident and then rip his shirt off and just wail on those guys.

The Nazis won the first few rounds of WWII.

God, I swear my wife and I almost got divorced the first time we drove our newborn baby from NY to PA. No matter how much the baby was crying, I absolutely REFUSED to stop anywhere in NJ. Not only does it take forever for an attendant to fill up the gas, but they ALWAYS trick you with a “gas next exit” sign and then…

For in-person purchases, yes. but if you want to buy something online, they just give you a new number. And even more surprising to me was, a few years ago, when I had to request a new card, I thought I’d have to reenter all the info on my ApplePay devices, but they new info was already in there automatically. So…

This. Aside from the added security of credit vs. debit, you’re literally leaving free money on the table. I couldn’t believe when I went to the grocery store with my in-laws and they offered to pay and pulled out their debit card and typed in their PIN.

Truth. I stopped eating bread and sugar for a month and lost over 15 pounds (It really sucked though. Shockingly, just about everything that is good to eat has carbs and sugar, and sugary carbs.) But I wouldn’t even need a year to train and had the best trainers money could buy. I just need someone to look over my…

Kind of how like Batman always criticized Superman for never learning how to fight because he just relied on his strength/powers, Manhattan didn’t really ever learn to think outside the box because he experienced everything at once, so he thought nothing could surprise him.

Better yet, he said it IN LATIN first...

Except for DC, where you’ve got... two Flashes, at least two Supermen, a couple Deadshots, a bunch of Black Canaries, and THREE Deathstrokes across movies and TV.

I just kept thing about how they’re explaining the Manhattan death scene to her, where her naked blue husband is being pulled apart to a molecular level into a giant hovering machine, where it will be transferred to the small Asian woman nearby, and she has to cry on cue. Not sure how you prepare for that kind of…

That’s kind of what i don’t understand- didn’t Manhattan tell Veidt that putting himself back together was the first thing he learned? What are the chances he couldn’t pull himself back together after Lady Trieu’s failed attempt?

For a minute I thought that either Keene or Trieu was actually going to become th new Dr. Manhattan, and then ... immediate lose interest in whatever schemes they had for reshaping the world. Instead they would just see the universe exatly as he saw it, and realize how trivial all their plotting was. Sort of the main…

Yeah, i liked the finale well enough but there was no “HOLY SHIT” moment to match several other spots in this season. This was like a boxer putting together a fantastic first 11 rounds, then just protecting his lead in the last round. Did what he needed to do, and overall just a solid outing with some extremely high…

Well, the fact that Judd was in on it and came wearing a smile for three years while he played a long con... it’s kind of terrifying and sinister and makes you wonder about all sorts of people you thought maybe you had pegged wrong... that maybe you were right.

The real tragedy of the 21st century so far is that the least educated people have so much access to wrong information. So when people like you think they’re smarter than everyone else, there’s no convincing them (you) that they are indeed the stupidest people ever. I mean that literally. There have, historically,…

It’s amazing how you can listen to any random 40 seconds of Republicans speak about this, and know that you’re going to hear a lie/conspiracy theory/bootlicking/self-own. Turned on my car yesterday and one of them was trying to make a point that there were only 2 articles of impeachment, and that that obstruction of…

I’m glad that BL doesn’t film in Vancouver. Between all the CW shows (Arrowverse, and Riverdale, and iZombie, and all the way back to Smallville and even Psych), I feel like you could drop me in the woods outside Vancouver or in an old hospital and I could direct you to the Luthor/Queen mansion. Just this season, I…

Did Zero Hour also reset the continuity? The only thing I remember from that was the attempt to solve the Hawkman problem, with literally a page showing all of them merging together.

I’m still a little surprised that they bothered to use two seconds of archival footage of Titans. I just don’t know how they’re going to reconcile the DC Universe shows with the DCW shows. Seems like it would’ve been better to just leave Titans (and Doom Patrol) out of it completely. Are they going to have one Earth,…