I mean... they DID make the playoffs, what, six years ago? Though that does seem a million years away.

Didn’t even recognize Melissa Villasenor in that blonde wig. I like the look.

It’s not mayo-y enough with the regular amount of mayo...

This was also about ten years ago, and the Knicks were terrible, but it was Lebron’s last Cleveland year and the Cavs were in town and EVERYBODY was courtside that night and i felt extremely out of my element. During time outs or between halfs I just stood there nervously while Lebron dabbed Spike Lee and Jay-Z and…

I felt EXTREMELY self-conscious the whole time, like people were looking down at the courtside seats and thinking “Who the F is that rando sitting next to Spike Lee?” I’m not gonna lie and say it wasn’t cool to sit next to spike, but it wasn’t the most fun I’ve ever had at a game.

I got to sit courtside at a couple Knicks games a few years back, and while it was cool at first, it became extremely uncomfortable because I spent the whole time worrying that I’d spill a beverage on the floor, or have a player spill my beverage. Sitting a few rows back is really a much better experience.

In truth whenever I told people I was ordering it, they were more turned off by the extra mayo I always ordered.

Has there been a real reason given why Routh (and wife) are leaving the show? Sounds like it wasn’t his choice. Or was a deal where he wanted a certain salary and they wouldn’t do it so he’s leaving but framing it as the showrunners’ call?

I mean, shouldn’t Subway have known better? My favorite Subway sub was literally called “Seafood AND Crab,” and then I assume they thought “and crab” was even stretching the truth too far so they changed it to “Seafood Sensation.” So they were clearly acutely aware of what they can and cannot call their ingredients.…

Kind of like how all cheap juices are mostly just apple juice with different coloring/sugar flavors.

Given the high frequency of food theft and observed geeee-rrrrrosssss behavior of my co-workers, I NEVER leave open bottles of anything in the communal fridge. Once they made my group get rid of our own little fridge I stopped stocking my own condiments. It’s not unrealistic that someone would deal with a stuck…

I mean, I’m a little less than half that guy’s age, and I think I’ve eaten one Big Mac in my whole life, and it was so long ago I have zero memory of how it tasted.

If I reach 100, i am definitely planning on shooting up heroin and going skydiving. Two things that I would never ever do but I assume are totally awesome the first time.

MAX RAGER!!

It’s not so much the Karens and lane obliviousness. It’s the road warriors who think it’s their job to enforce the speed limit who sit in the left lane at 64 mph and refuse to move NO MATTER WHAT.

Came here just for this. The misuse of parsec and the retconning of the misuse has now led to a misuse of the misuses. The circle is now complete.

Am I to believe that a “wooden, surrealist version of Seinfeld” is NOT going to be funny? 

Man, as much as I miss NY bagels, the one food item I miss being able to get on any corner stand/bodega is a Jamaican beef patty. The perfect hand pie if ever there was one.

Every time i see the word “Spanakopita” I feel like Outkast really missed out on a marketing opportunity.

So... we’re the pie-filling of the world?