I actually think the eyes make it look more like Elijah Wood in a Phil Collins biopic.

Wasn’t “Zellinsky” Dan Akroyd’s character in Tommy Boy?

OH MY GOD. I honestly didn’t know those notes were REAL. I thought someone on Twitter just made up a dumb thing trying to get a meme to go viral. Jesus fucking Christ...

I think “boring” is the perfect term. I have like 90% of these records, and while I can appreciate all of their merits, I rarely, if ever, actually, you know... LISTEN to them much at all anymore.

Well, we knew it was one of Jupiter’s moons, but there’s like 80 so having it specifically Europa is new info. I was hoping for Ganymede myself...

Is it possible that the “SAVE ME” sign took place a few years ago and Lady Trieu saw it, and her clock is somehow a mechanism to save him?

The level of tech in Watchmen at this point is pretty much like Star Trek TOS. They have fantastical stuff like transporters, but no one could even think up something like email.

“He a regular person... I CAN KILL a regular person...”

It’s not luck Trump is a bedrock of consistent personality traits. He varies wildly from day to day. The only thing that would give it away is the “solves problems” part.

OH JESUS. I just watched the trailer and there actually ARE puppets...

I know these porn parodies have already been cleared through various lawsuits (I think) which is probably why there are some many of them now, but if Fred Rogers were alive and he sued... would any judge or jury rule against him? Would anyone want to see Mr. Rogers take the stand while a video side-by-side of his show…

I agree with you in general on the sort of pointlessness of these... But I’ll check this one out for the puppets.

I remember the days when Apple innovated and everyone took it as a sign that the company was doomed to fail.

God, I have seen this guy perform so many times with various bands. Didn’t realize it was the same guy until like the fifth time i saw him. He was also touring with Telekinesis for a bit there too. Dude’s got a pretty high hit-rate as far as bands-joined go.

Was he wearing a costume for a not-aired ice-skating sketch in his first musical performance?

At the very least at a high-end restaurant I expect, I don’t know, a scoop of ice cream or something, esp if we’re already ordering desert. Went to a fancy place recently and checked “birthday”and all they did was bring us the dessert we ordered...with a candle on it.

I love milk. I love cereal. I love eating half a sleeve of Chips Ahoy with a glass of milk. And when I had a kid and the doctor recommended whole milk i was like WHOA but we’ve never gone back to 1%. It is SO much better. It’s like when my wife decided “You know what, maybe I’ll give red meat another try” and I was…

I was truly surprised to find out that women could go to bars. Is it in the female-only mall?

I think it’s a real tell that every third word of his tweet is some variation of “GREAT” “BEST” “AMAZING.”

After the ep, it was really striking that Laurie kept calling him “Mirror Man,” because while she was basically goading him, it really seems like a much more fitting name.