Instead of devoting millions and millions toward his impeachment/presidential campaigns, can’t Tom Steyer just put a group together to buy Twitter, then just shut it down? 

Granted this was 20 years ago, but I had more than one independent mechanic refuse to service my car in the past (Nissan Maxima) or do an oil change because they told me their mechanics were always getting little injuries from the layout of the engine and everything under the hood. I wonder if they’d turn down the…

I recently fell right into a Nordstrom’s restaurant/total cliche while my wife and kid were shopping. The Nordie actually has 3 restaurants. I went for the one with the most robust-looking bar. I leaned in all the way and ordered something called “Husband Daycare.” But it was rye, lemon, bitters and some other stuff,…

Sounds like food preparers should take some time to serve up a special ICE-cream sauce...

The freaking compass calibration... Jesus. I get so many “cannot calibrate” alerts that prevent me from flying. Always some kind of “magnetic interference.” I’m no California, not the north pole...

What app do you use to notify the airport towers?

I’ve also found drone-owning to not be the fun carefree pasttime I was hoping it would be. There are SO many rules and changing no-fly zones and it’s actually really loud. The only times I really fly them is at deserted stretches of the beach. I have a Mavic Air and there are many times I can’t even get it to take off…

That sounds... not that fun? I have one friend who constantly posts every single woe-is-me story—some of which are truly heartbreaking—and it is just too much.

Pretty clear the manager knows exactly how to treat customers. You give them food, they give you money. Seems pretty simple.

I would add a headline like “We give you food for money, and it is very good food! We are a restaurant!”

This is all true. You can always tell if a person bought a bunch of followers if they have like 10k followers but each of their posts has fewer than 100 likes/comments. Engagement is the real measure of an “influencer.”

Best Chinese American dish? Ali Wong!
well, half anyway

He shoulda just served them suuuuuper slowly. 

What about the guy who’s murdered the most people on video?

I was hoping this would be a movie adaptation of the Hives song...

Sure, I also remember the first iteration of replay, and even as a kid it seemed insane to get rid of it. The problem that exists now that didn’t exist then is that the number and quality of cameras today would’ve been unimaginable back then. Now we have super slow mo cams in freaking pylons, overhead cameras on zip…

And there’s another Berlanti show coming. Was it not included because it’ll be on the CW?

Thought I read somewhere that DC universe streaming service is being rolled up into HBO Max eventually.

So what is worse- A cash bar with a full bar, or a bar that only has beer and wine and not even the option for cash bar. Some weddings you just need that sweet sweet cocktail.

If everyone followed this rule, I think society in general would be better, and frankly maybe some marriages would last longer. I think we spent 50% of our wedding budget on drinks and food. We kept it small, and ran an open bar for four hours. Then after the open bar closed at 10PM, we opened the reception for other…