Definitely like that he found it funny, but... it’s also totally believable that whoever wrote that intended it to look like BITCH. Not necessarily in a hateful way, but if I’m some kid earning 14 bucks an hour making sandwiches, this is exactly the kind of thing I’d do to amuse myself. And then absolutely soil myself…

Can I defend red delicious? I think they’re perfectly fine for baking with. I mean, i load up my apple pie with graham crackers and caramel and an extra buttery crust, so I maybe the apples aren’t actually the most important part...

When I first had Rao’s i couldn’t believe how much better it was than any other pasta sauce. Checked the nutritional information panel and it’s got like 4 times the fat/calories as other sauces, which I think explains it. Still worth it.

One time years ago my wife came home from the bodega across the street, having paid like 9 bucks for a jar of Rao’s pasta sauce, and I was absolutely incredulous that she would buy such a thing since all jarred pasta sauce tastes about the same to me. but GODDAM if it wasn’t the best pasta sauce I’d ever had.…

I think a lack of self-esteem is more important than any vaguely ethnic looks.

There’s a non-zero chance that they’re at least second cousins, right?

I mean, the fact that they’re getting Kevin Conroy, and that Routh is playing Superman... I don’t see why Rosenbaum couldn’t play an alternate earth Flash.

It’s weird that 10 years later, I kind of miss John Glover’s character the most out of any Smallville characters. he was just great.

Wasn’t Chloe mentioned in an ep of Supergirl? She’s definitely in-continuity at least on Kara’s earth.

I think it would be absolutely hilarious if Welling STILL didn’t get to wear the Superman costume. PLEASE just let him show up in a blue t-shirt and red denim jacket....

Hey, he’s also Hawk on DC’s Titans!

It’s really so transparently stupid that anyone thinks they actually give a shit about anti-semitism. it’s their only play when people call out their racism. “I’m not a racist! YOU’RE THE RACIST! But only against the jews! Who we love! And Israel!”

This is fair. I just don’t understand exactly how, out of the multitudes of shitty podcasters out there, that the Pod Save America guys win the award for “biggest chodes of the world of podcasting.” This is just a really weird take.

I mean, even if he was impeached and removed from office in February of 2020, is there anything that stops him from being the nominee for 2020? He’d run right through Pence in all the primaries.

I don’t think Pelosi is indecisive. I think everyone else is just too impatient. I know we all want to get this orange turd the F out of office ASAP, and I’m all for impeachment, but it’d be a total waste of the last remaining bullet to do it now.

On your first point, it would indeed be great if he gets voted out of office. HOWEVER... that doesn’t necessarily make this whole thing go away. Provided he isn’t in jail in 2022 (heck maybe even if he is) isn’t he the GOP 2024 frontrunner the day he’s voted out of office? No Republican who is scared of Trump is going…

I hate the sport most not when I slice the ball two fairways over, but when I drive the green and feel awesome about myself and then four putt, and then I shoot 110. I’ve taken to just go to the driving range for my golf fix. I can just hammer a bucket of balls for half an hour, don’t have to walk, can still drink,…

I used to play golf quite a bit and still go to the driving range fairly regularly, and there’s no way I’m getting 90 on a normal course. There’s no way Trump would ever put up a non-cheating 90. Charles Barkley is out there all the time and I don’t know if he’s ever put up a score in double digits.

BEYOND MEAT

People also used to say that in person, one on one, Trump was actually quite nice and even charming and would really engage with people. And then in public he’s a fucking lunatic playing to the crowd. Sounds like Kanye too.