This gif should be posted in response to every single person who is against extending the netting at baseball stadiums. Here you have a professional baseball player (an Oriole, I know, but still the top 1% in the world... probably) trying to catch a fly ball—not even a line drive—with a GLOVE and it still bonks him on…

And I’ll bet you this guy has like American Flag beer cozies, tank tops, and all sorts of other shit that is in violation of the flag code...

He added, “I mean, seriously, this is a country where the average person is getting poorer, where the suicide rate is spiking...”

If they’ve got Blackish and Mixed-ish... Isn’t “Chineasy” just sitting there waiting?

If they’re going to “open the vaults” and now that they own Lucasfilm... wouldn’t it be great if they could release the original versions of the original trilogy?

I occasionally “make love” to steak also...

Literally just said that to my wife yesterday...

The did also really screw with the airing schedule of season 2 and especially season 3. I think season 3 was out of order a lot and some of them didn’t even air. 

I have a spreadsheet on my computer that tracks the current employment of every cast member of Happy Endings, hoping they’ll all be out of work at the same time. There was a bright spot when New Girl ended, but then Future Man got renewed, and then goddam Magnum PI... I guess the good thing is that none of the Happy…

I dunno, that was sort of Philip Rivers-esque...

Was an early subscriber and the comments section was refreshingly civil... For a while.

In the “even a broke racist clock is right twice a day” category... IPAs SUUUUUCK.

I mean, I like Gemma Chan and I didn’t even realize that was Gemma Chan in Captain Marvel until the second time through. So... yeah, unless she’s got green skin in the Eternals, I think this is OK.

I wouldn’t say Jeff Bridges was exactly wasted. He chewed the shit out of every single scene he was in...

Any indication what state this was in? In NY this sounds about standard. CA has better maternity leave laws, I believe.

My wife had just returned to work after a four-month maternity leave, and was talking to a manager (not hers) about how she took an extra month, and the manager said “I would never let an employee of mine take four months.” He wouldn’t LET... Needless to say, I have heard additional shitty stories about this guy since.

The best of all options, in my opinion, is the Wendy’s Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger. Pretty much snack perfection.

Better question- Is TRUMP making money betting on currency futures? Surely he knows his tweets have this sort of power over markets, and clearly he (and none of the GOP) don’t give a shit that he’s using the office of president to enrich himself and his family. The only argument against his doing this on purpose is…

Very on-brand for Aston Martin that “not practical enough” means “can’t fit polo gear in car.”

So... the media is to blame for fake news/anger etc, but he wants the media to vet his cabinet nominees?