“We spent time listening to the brave men and women serving our nation on the border and the many struggles they face.”

That photo looks like business investors visiting a remote island facility where they sell extremely expensive packages to adventure seekers looking to participate in “the most dangerous game.”

Amazing how one word just puts the explanation right in the headline, isn’t it?

Yeah, our suburb had two malls within five miles of one another. In the 70s at least, it was mostly housing developments and farms. And when you’re bored you would just... go hang out at the mall.

“Had to throw it out.”

The time i was most scared for an extended period of time in a theater: Watching the Minority Report, a few months after 9/11, in NYC, crowded theater. Guy a couple seats down by himself gets up in the middle of the movie, leaves his bag. I’m not sure if he was gone for three minutes or 2 hours, but it felt like…

I’ve bought two Hyundais in the past five years, and would definitely buy a third. When it came down to it, I had to decide, given my budget, whether to get a specced-out Hyundai, or a base-model Lexus or Volvo or something. Easy choice.

It was so tough to watch Django Unchained because I kept waiting for his villain turn that never came.

I mean, hate to judge a book by its cover, but shit, this is like the Tennesseean Ming the Merciless. You couldn’t come up with a more cartoonish villain look.

I’m almost certain if Russia is meddling in the 2020, they’re going to try to get the Democrat elected, and make it super obvious they were meddling, just to foment even more vitriol from the MAGA crowd and try to delegitimize the whole election process even more. That would seem like a better play than getting Trump…

“It gives me all of these rights at a level that nobody has ever seen before.”

I mean, we all knew this was how it was going to play out, right? Just ridiculous that he had to do this song and dance for a week before the inevitable. And now he can go make a million bucks a year a Fox News.

Liking the Bleached album so far, but thought “Somebody Dial 911” immediately felt and sounded like early-80s The Cure. Like, the whole song, music and lyrics. And then later in the album she literally sings “Friday I’m in love.”

What was he supposed to do, refer to her by name?

Surely in 1968 he’d have been saying “it’s not like it’s 1860... you’re free. Enjoy your freedom! You’re welcome!”

Speaking of meaningless degrees, I was reminded of exactly this point as Jalen Richard pointed to his college degree as one of the reasons he was justified in not vaccinating his kids. Might as well have graduated from Bovine University.

Agreed 100%. And I like her ESPYs look more than Rapinoe’s as well.

Jalen Richard: What a Dick.

I mean, I kinda care. Shouldn’t we all care? He’s not alone.

I was literally just watching an episode of Curious George with my kid where almost this exact thing happened. George fell into some orange food coloring and they thought they’d spotted an exotic orange monkey. (And on the bird front, they were actually looking for a red tananger and saw a pigeon dipped in red food…