Keep pushing the theory that all of this is because he has a tiny penis and he’ll finally implode.

That’s not how our justice system works. Say you’re here illegally. If there’s some kind of dispute and the police arrive, get jittery (because insecure white boys), and start tackling people to the ground as they’ve been known to do; even if you were just standing there and got swept into the overreach, you still go…

Why haven’t we jettisoned Florida out to sea yet tho tbh?

I just wish he’d stop keeping us in suspense and destroy the world already to usher in apocalyptia. I really want to get a head start on my Thunderdome.

So I assume that all churches have lost their tax exemptions and federal aid? Because those places seem to mention abortion services A LOT. Haha yeah right I didn’t think so -_-

I’m 100% certain that there’s probably some arcane WWII statute on the books that let’s you punch Nazis without consequence.

Our police have enough firepower to win a ground war, civilian guerrillas and gangs will bottleneck anything that’s left.

At least we’ll get more voters when Trump’s base turns into horrific mutants from the toxic sludge and subsequently start caring about the disabled being mocked.

Trump said he wants parades of military might throughout NY; a city where 90% didn’t vote for him.

“Government for the people” my ass. In what world can I sue the post office when I slip on some ice, but not the police when I get blasted in the face with a riot grenade? Instead I get an invoice. Nobody did this shit when the tea party held those “the president is a black person” rallies back in 2010.

I’ve lost my faith in the democrats in Washington to try anything Machiavellian anymore. They’re too moral and ethical to be anything but impotent in this administration.

Do you have something against salons? They were instrumental in fomenting the ideas of the founding fathers. Fuck off you unAmerican flag burner.

What’s wrong with small businesses? Do you hate real Americans or something?

Make elections bracketed so that by the final round there’s no third-party candidates and tickets aren’t split.

Nah, reject the entire cabinet. It’s your job, even if republicans still push it through, it’s your job to stop it until a common ground candidate is found. That’s why the committees are bipartisan. Compromise and benefit of the doubt is what Europe did in the 1930s

These people don’t realize that they need to be reelected and they don’t have their own Kellyanne Conway. They can’t all be Trump.

I mean it’s been obvious for years that they’re the ones with thin skin. Like every time you say “holiday” or try to rename the redskins. We need to appropriate special snowflake as the primary insult in conjunction with them, like they did with “fake news”.

Why hasn’t the senator who tried to hand out valium not been arrested for intent to distribute a controlled substance yet? If that joke happened at an inner city McDonald’s...

piercings, tattoos, body paintings, signs

When is someone gonna point out that we’re never going to stop being “the world’s police force” if we continue to spend so much on the military that it becomes morally repugnant if we’re not?