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Michael Douglas’s son Cameron will be having a child after six years in prison...His girlfriend Vivian Thibes stuck it out and waited for his release.

I paid $20 to the Universal Life Church for this Doctor of Divinity degree and you will call me Dr. American Meatgoat.

Holy shit. That’s amazing that all of those schmucks are out except for Mother Pence’s husband.

Gorka is what happenes when Stephen Segal’s pony tail and Herman Goering have a baby with fetal alcohol syndrome. I could not agree with you more.

Guess Bannon can devote himself fulltime to his hobbies; drinking himself into an alcoholic stupor and sucking his own cock.

I was hoping for an ending like Tommy met in GoodFellas

He claimed he was going sailing, when in reality he was motor boating.

Judging by the second Insta, he’s studying the Grand Tetons.

America is not a racist country damnit!

It’s only been 7 months. This seriously needs to stop. And to all of the people claiming that Trump is the lesser of two evils or that he and Hillary were the same....

Just get a White guy to drive it.

I visited Mr. Plessy’s grave to leave him a cigar. It was said he was more than slightly fond of them.

You say “better” as if violating the Constitution is something to aspire to. We’ll see what SCOTUS says this fall. RBG explains it far better than I

“I have a very busy schedule! I can’t recall every instance of harassment during the course of my work week...” 

Mr. Bolling recalls no such inappropriate communications, does not believe he sent any such communications

Wait a minute that’s not a fun fact at all.

Yeah, but luckily he has no business dealings with Russians or anything...

Given the complexity of the issues, this is actually astonishingly fast.

Especially because Clinton won NH. He only won it in the Republican primary.